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A fresh and funny Lake Wobegon novel about a woman with a secret life In Lake Wobegon lives a good Lutheran lady who is quite prepared to die and wishes to be cremated and her ashes placed inside a bowling ball and dropped into the lake, no prayers, no hymns, thank you very much. ... read more

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  • “Mother gave Barbara a book once, Everything a Girl Should Know, that basically said, "When you bleed, stuff this in there. Don't worry about a thing. Someday you will be very very happy and meanwhile, don't think about it." And that was it. Subject closed. Parents are beautiful ignorant people and a child is a miracle, and they have no idea where it comes from, only that it complete their life in a wonderful way. That's all parents know about sex.”
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  • Good eaters who went for recipes that start out Brown a pound of ground beef and six strips of bacon and in a separate pan melt a pound of butter.
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  • Lake Wobegon was a pool of negativity. People who believed in disappointment.
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  • Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it.
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  • You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories. And how we love them.
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  • “If you require me to go to church, then it’s no longer faith, and when you make somebody pledge allegiance to a flag that stands for freedom—you are just being stupid.”
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  • They said that God is love but nobody believed it for a minute. It was a culture of fussy women and silent angry men and horrified children.
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  • and then one day she suddenly got very sick of herself and had to get away and she came back here. It’s peaceful here. You don’t have to be wonderful here. You can just be who you are.
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  • one doesn’t like to generalize about Lutherans, one thing is most certainly true of every last one of them: the low point of their year is summer vacation. They are suspicious of pleasure.
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  • I am also a romantic and we need to travel so we don’t get too disillusioned by people.
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  • Mother used to say, “A son is a son until he takes a wife but a daughter is a daughter all of her life,”
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Lake Wobegon, MN. A fictional town created by Keillor for his radio show, "A Prairie Home Companion."
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Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.

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1. Good night, ladies
2. Barbara's discovery
3. Obituary
4. Separation
5. They take her away
6. The Sarah problem
7. Finding Raoul
8. Quilters
9. Debbie comes to town
10. The salon weighs in
11. The decline of Mr. Detmer
12. Atheism discovered
13. Giant ducks
14. Kyle survives a crash
15. The groom shows up
16. In recovery
17. Breaking up
18. She sends him packing
19. A pastoral call
20. Homecoming
21. Meanwhile
22. Saturday morning
23. Physics
24. The kiss
Epilogue

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This book is in Lake Wobegon. (standard series)

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  1. Garrison Keillor (Author)

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Original Language: English
Publisher: Viking
Country: USA
Publication Date: 2007
ISBN: 0670063568
Page Count: 256

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