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Congratulations--just by looking at this webpage, you became 25% more patriotic. From Stephen Colbert, the host of television's highest-rated punditry show The Colbert Report , comes the book to fill the other 23¿ hours of your day. I Am America (And So Can You!) contains all of the... read more
First Sentence
Table of Contents
Introduction: Featuring Hello and Other Thoughts
How to Read This Book
MY AMERICAN CHILDHOOD
1. The Family: So Help Me God, I Will Turn This Book Around Right Here
2. Old People: Your Glasses Are on Top of Your Head
3. Animals: Marking My Territory
4. Religion: Accepting Jesus As My Personal Editor
MY AMERICAN ADOLESCENCE
5. Sports: When It's Okay to Shower With Men
6. Sex & Dating: 1001 Abstinence Positions
7. Homosexuals: Do Not Read By Glowstick Light
8. Higher Education: Smarties Pantsed
9. Hollywood: Lights! Cameras! Treason!
MY AMERICAN MATURITY
10. The Media: Stop the Presses! Forever!
11. Class War: Let Them Buy Cake for a Change
12. Race: Fact or Fiction?
13. Immigrants: No Way, Jose
14. Science: Thanks for the Nukes, Now Go Away
A Note to the Future: Instructions on How to Defrost My Head
What Have We Learned?
How to Retire This Book
Appendix: The White House Correspondents' Dinner
Index
Authors & Contributors
- Stephen Colbert (Author)
- Michael C. Brumm
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