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The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity’s first interstellar friendship. There’s just one problem: They’re hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity’s trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the... read more

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  • “"she had heard that Michelle's corneas were slated to be given to Marlee Matlin, who was, after all, deaf."”
    Random LA Radio listener
  • “"Murdered Earth wasn't that bad. And she wasn't the star.""I quote Variety," I said, catching the ball left-handed for the briefest of seconds before hurling it back against the glass, "'Murdered Earth is the sort of film you hope never makes it to broadcast television, because nearby aliens might pick up its broadcast signal and use it as an excuse to annihilate us all.' That was one of the nicer comments.”
    Tom Stine and Brad
  • “"We have seen The Blob, and it is us," Joshua intoned.”

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"Fourteen million and 15% of the gross? For Michelle Beck? You're out of your fucking mind, Tom."

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  1. John Scalzi (Author)

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Original Language: English
Publisher: Subterranean Press
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Publication Date: 2005
ISBN: 1596060204
Page Count: 286

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Reading Level: Ages 9-12

Some rough language, though despite the first sentence, bad language is not that frequent in this book. No sex or even significant discussion of sex. Easy story to get into, and every kid loves aliens that smell of farts.

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