Exclusively Yours (2010) (edit title/settings)

Shelfari edited the memorable quotes of Exclusively Yours Friday, July 29, 2011.

• Added a quotation: “You are not checking me for ticks, Joesph Kowalski." "Damn, babe, don't go squashing all my hopes on the first day.”Keri Daniels, Joe Kowalski
• Added a quotation: “As the good and pure-hearted prince the shallow princess stomped all over on her way up the ivory steps, I just want to see you get mud in your hair.”Joe
• Added a quotation: “Daniels and Kowalski, I want to see daylight between you two!”high school teacher
• Added a quotation: “It's been almost twenty years, Joe." "Exactly. You weren't just my girlfriend, you know. You were my best friend, and I want to catch up. Oprah would say I need closure.”Keri, Joe
• Added a quotation: “The more you think about it, the more you'll have to go. The flashlight's on the floor to the right of the door." She was gone all of twenty seconds. "Oh my god. There are eyes out there." "Furry woodland creatures, babe." "I think it was a raccoon." "Look on the bright side- if the raccoon's hanging out at our site, the skunks and bears are probably visiting somebody else." "I can't sleep until I've gone to the bathhouse, Kowalski. And if I don't sleep, you don't sleep.”Joe, Keri
• Added a quotation: “Take the flashlight and go on ahead." "Fine, but if I get mauled by a bear, you're going to feel like an asshole in the morning.”Joe, Keri
• Added a quotation: “Just so you know, the muddier I get, the more intrusive my questions will be." "Just remember I get to ask one for every one I answer, and I'm a guy. Just imagine how intrusive my questions could be.”Keri, Joe
• Added a quotation: “So how did a nice guy like you end up writing sick, twisted thrillers?" "What the hell kind of question is that?" "A legitimate one." "You called me sick and twisted." "No, I called your books sick and twisted.”Keri, Joe
• Added a quotation: “You can't bullshit a bullshitter, my friend.”Kevin Kowalski
• Added a quotation: “Setting somebody on fire with your eyeballs only works in the movies, Theresa.”Mary Kowalski
• Added a quotation: “How did we segue from my crisis to you worrying about whether you'll get any action later?" "Dirty face. Dirty thoughts. I'm a guy- it all ties together pretty naturally for me.”Keri, Joe
• Added a quotation: “Fairy tales start with 'once upon a time' and Kowalski tales start with 'okay, it's like this'.”Keri
• Added a quotation: “You nervous?" "Of course not. As far as this goes, we've been there, done that." "Yeah, well...my dick's two decades older than it was the last time we been there, done that." "So are my breasts." "Good. We can be old and decrepit together.”Joe, Keri
• Added a quotation: “I remember everything about you." "Not everything." "I know if I stick my tongue in your ear, you'll knee me in the balls." "That's still true, by the way.”Joe, Keri
• Added a quotation: “If you're looking for sympathy, it's between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”Terry Kowalski
• Added a quotation: “Do you want me to walk with you?" "Yes, you have to walk with me. I think I saw a raccoon trying to hotwire a four-wheeler the other night.”Joe, Keri
• Added a quotation: “Joe withdrew a clenched fist from his jeans pocket and after giving her a highly dramatic rolling of the eyes, got down on one knee. "I didn't mean you had to hit the warp drive button." "You said this shit was romantic.”Keri, Joe
• Added a quotation: “Oh, well going steady also now means living in sin with me until I find the perfect ring and propose properly.”Joe
• Added a quotation: “I can't wait to be married to you." "I'd suggest we elope, but the idea of your mother stalking around Las Vegas with her wooden spoon looking for us scares me.”Joe, Keri
• Added a quotation: “I suppose, that with both of us being writer, you'll expect me to write my own vows." "Um, you write sick, twisted horror, so probably not.”Joe, Keri