Nothing ever goes right for Eloise. The day she wears her new suede boots, it rains. When the subway stops short, she's the one thrown into some stranger's lap. And she's had her share of misfortune in the way of love. So, after deciding that romantic heroes must be a thing of the past, Eloise... read more
Eloise Kelly is in England chasing down leads for her dissertation and fleeing from the end of a disastrous relationship. While looking for information on the espionage of the Scarlet Pimpernel and the Purple Gentian, she discovers a third less-well-known spy, the Pink Carnation. Eloise... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“I never stop flirting with your father. That's why we have such a happy marriage. And I hope that all of you find spouses with whom you can happily flirt for the rest of your lives.”Marchioness of Uppington / Honoria Selwick
“I feared as much. There's nothign worse than an incorruptible madman.”Lord Uppington
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LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.Highlighted by 7 Kindle customers
Hence, LIPID syndrome. As everyone knows, lipids are fats, and fats are bad for you, and therefore ex-boyfriends must be avoided at all costs.Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
me think his sister was his girlfriend? To be fair to him, I was the one who had leapedHighlighted by 3 Kindle customers
1. Prologue
2. Chapters One to Forty-One
Followed by The Masque of the Black Tulip.
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