The man of her dreams might be the cause of her nightmares.
Six months ago, Abby Sinclair was struggling to pick up the pieces of her shattered life. Now, she has an enchanted iPod, a miniature unicorn living in her underwear drawer, and a magical marketplace to manage. But despite her... read more
“It's what I am. Why should I change simply because it makes you uncomfortable.”Brystion
“There's different levels of alive, and most of them aren't very good.”Robert
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