The author of the national bestseller Love is a Mix Tape returns, with a different — but equally personal and equally universal — spin on music as memory. "No rock critic — living or dead, American or otherwise — has ever written about pop music with the evocative, hyperpoetic perfectitude of... read more
“"And all these new rock stars were battling it out for my soul. Joe Strummer (my hero) urged me to fight war and intolerance. Prince (the Joe Strummer of Orgasms) urged me to join his sexual revolution. Men Without Hats warned me that friends that don't dance are no friends at all. Cyndi Lauper advised me to find a bunch of cool girls and follow them around and do whatever they told me to do, because girls just want to have fun and boys without girls are no fun at all. This was a lot of Weltanschauung for one little altar boy to take in."”
As Oscar Wilde said, no civilized man ever regrets a pleasure, and no uncivilized man knows what a pleasure is.Highlighted by 19 Kindle customers
Every time she opened her mouth, it was like she gave birth to a litter of bitch-kitties.Highlighted by 17 Kindle customers
Sometimes the only way they come back is in a song. Sometimes the song is the green light at the end of the dock, a sign that the dream we’ve been chasing is already behind us, in the past. Sometimes when a girl goes away, the conversation doesn’t end. You keep talking to her, just in case she can hear.Highlighted by 14 Kindle customers
Being right is no advantage in the fight—if anything, it’s a piano on your back, making you pitifully easy to put in a headlock.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
It was basically a movie about a sad Muppet who thought he was David Bowie.Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
When the good Lord was handing out brain soup, these guys must have shown up with a fork.Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
The whole Bible read like one long episode of Three’s Company, with the people of God as Jack Tripper, always getting busted in a “two dates for the same night” episode, with God as the jealous cuckold dumping a drink over their heads.Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
it never really occurred to me that love and music belonged in separate categories.Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
“What do you call a masturbating cow?” “Beef stroganoff.”Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
I yearned to cultivate decadence, without the hard work of actually doing anything decadent.Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
1. The Go-Go's, "Our Lips Are Sealed"
2. David Bowie, "Ashes to Ashes"
3. Ray PArker Jr., "A Woman Needs Love"
4. The Rolling Stones, "She's So Cold"
5. The Human League, "Love Action"
6. Orchestral Manoeuvers in the Dark, "Enola Gay"
7. Culture Club, "I'll Tumble 4 Ya"
8. Hall & Oates, "Maneater"
9. Roxy Music, "More Than This"
10. Bonnie Tyler, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
11. Haysi Fantayzee, "Shiny Shiny"
12. A Flock of Seagulls, "Space Age Love Song"
13. Chaka Khan, "I Feel For You"
14. Prince, "Purple Rain"
15. Paul McCartney, "No More Lonely NIghts"
16. Madonna, "Crazy For You"
17. The Replacements, "Left of the Dial"
18. The Smiths, "Ask"
19. The Psychedelic Furs, "Pretty in Pink"
20. Lita Ford, "Kiss Me Deadly"
21. Tone Loc, "Funky Cold Medina"
22. New Kids on the Block, "Hangin' Tough"
23. Big Daddy Kane, "Ain't No Half Steppin"
24. L'Trimm, "Cars With the Boom"
25. Duran Duran, "All She Wants Is"
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