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Some vampires are good. Some are evil. Some are faking it to get girls. Awkward and allergic to the sun, sixteen-year-old Finbar Frame never gets the girl. But when he notices that all the female students at his school are obsessed with a vampire romance novel called Bloodthirsty, Finbar... read more
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Characters/People edit
- Finbar Frame: Raised in a Catholic family with his twin brother Luke. They went to a Catholic school but upon moving to New York he attends a public school. Considered the less popular twin, Finbar enjoys reading and often ends up hanging out with his mother. After moving to New York Finbar develops an allergy to the sun.
- Luke Frame: Raised in a Catholic family with his twin brother Finbar. Went to a Catholic school with his brother but upon moving to New York he attends one by himself. Considered the more popular twin and excels at sports.
- Jenny: A girl Finbar meets at his new school. She loves reading fantasy novels and loves the supernatural. Has feelings for Finbar.
- Kate: A girl Finbar meets at his new school when he goes to lunch. She reminds Finbar of himself. She enjoys reading and is trying to read all the classics.
- Kayla Bateman: Add a description of this character.
- Chris Perez
- Chris Cho
- Celine
- Ashley Milano
- Matt Katz
- Jason Burke
- Dr. Hernandez
- Johnny Frackas
- Mrs. Rove
- Paul
- Finn
- Gareth
- Chauncey
- Will Yeoman
- Mr. Pitt
- Jacobs: Nick-name for Jacob Black look-a-likes
- Einstein
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“Quote on the front cover: "Some vampires are good. Some are evil. Some are faking it to get girls."”
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“I can't believe Kayla Bateman got out of gym today, it's, like, put on a sports bra. I'm pretty sure you can play dodge ball with big boobs. They're like extra protection.”
Jenny -
“So you were held back in lunch?" "I just couldn't graduate to using forks," "Some guys can't handle their opposable thumbs.”
Kate, Finbar Frame -
“Where's everyone going?" "Finn's taking the car to the movies, I'm going to a Fordham Prep thing." "What kind of Fordham Prep thing?" "Some school ministry thing, prayers, refreshments, you know." (After mom leaves) "Prayers?" "I'll say grace before my first Bud Light.”
Mrs. Frame, Luke Frame, Finbar -
“But you didn't think I was...dark and mysterious?" "You drive a Volvo." "Edward Cullen drives a Volvo!”
Finbar, Kate
- Popular Highlights from Kindle Customers
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Get your head in the game! Get your, get your, get your, get your head in the game…. No! Do not sing the songs from High School Musical in your head! That is another damn Disney movie! Does Zac Efron have more body hair than me?
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First Sentence edit
"Turn me," Jenny demanded, looking up at me, her eyes so intense they could have bored me into the brick wall behind me.
Authors & Contributors edit
- Flynn Meaney (Author)
Subjects edit
- Books › Teens › Social Issues
- Books › Children's Books › Issues
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