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Dangerous curves lie ahead in the latest hilarious novel from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs . Glory St. Clair is a vampire with man trouble. Between her on-again, off-again lover Jeremy Blade, smoking hot rock star Ray Caine, and former bodyguard... read more

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DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD...

Glory St. Clair is a vampire with problems. First there's her on-again, off-again lover, Jeremy Blade, back in town and expecting her to fall into his arms. Doesn't he remember that they have issues? And what about smoking-hot rock star Ray Caine? He's back too... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)

DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD...

Glory St. Clair is a vampire with problems. First there's her on-again, off-again lover, Jeremy Blade, back in town and expecting her to fall into his arms. Doesn't he remember that they have issues? And what about smoking-hot rock star Ray Caine? He's back too and sinking his fangs into someone else. Glory told him to move on, but does his new love interest have to be so thin? At least Valdez is still loyal. But her former bodyguard is no longer dogging her. Instead, he's now a gorgeous guy determined to share her apartment and maybe something more. So much man-candy is enough to make even a gal with a liquid diet feel a sugar rush.

Glory's got no time to enjoy it, though, considering that she's in the middle of planning her best friend's wedding. And let's not forget that there happens to be a hit out on her, thanks to when she killed a technofreak billionaire. Now, between throwing a bachelorette party and dodging stakes, Glory has to decide which man she really wants, before her love life meets an early grave...

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  • Glory St Clair: Vampire, owner of Vintage Vamp's Emporium, concern with her weight and dress size, best friend is Floernce Da Vinci, and has three love interest.
  • Jeremiah Campbell: aka Jerry Blade. Glory's on-again/off-again boyfriend, very protective and possessive of Glory,and best friend to Richard Mainwaring.
  • Rafael Valdez: Glory's former body guard and current roommate. He has interest in Glory and he's a shifter.
  • Florence Da Vinci: aka Flo; vampire, best friend to Glory, married to Richard Mainwaring, and have expensive taste.
  • Brent Westwood: was vampire hunter and billionaire tech expert, has two children David and Vivian, and seek revenge on Glory.
  • Richard Mainwaring: vampire, married to Flo, best friend to Jeremy Blade, and was former priest.
  • Vivian Brentwood: Brent ;s daughter, has expensive taste, and stalks Glory for her father's whereabouts. She has pale skin with dark hair tucked under black baseball cap, expensive long black leather coat, black jeans, and expensive black leather boots.
  • David Westwood: Brent's son and Vivian's brother. Both searching for their father's whereabouts through Glory and has expensive taste.
  • Nadia Komisky: Russian vampire, partners to Rafe in nightclub called N-V, knows both Rafe and Jeremy Blade, and former lover to Rafe.She's tall and skim, midnight black thick hair, and small perky breasts.
  • Lacey: Glory's day manager at Vintage Vamp's Emporium and a shapeshifter(werecat).
  • Erin: she's a shapeshifter and works at Vintage Vamp's Emporium.
  • Aggie: is a Siren, works for the Strom God, and doesn't get long with Glory.
  • Alesa: a demon, Rafe's ex wife, and still wants Rafe. She's same height as Flo, has long dark hair, amethyst eyes with big lashes against perfect pale ski, short with tiny waist and size 6 figure, and wore expensive designer outfit in deep purple silk. She works for Lucifer.
  • Damian: vampire, Flo's brother and rich, and member of the vampire council in Austin.
  • Ray Irsael Kaine: vampire, rock star, mentor by Glory, and interested in Glory.
  • Simon Destiny: vamprie, leader of the energy vampires, and can't be trusted.
  • Greg Kaplan: energy vampire, was Glory's former lover, and contact to get any other energy vampires's products like chocolate truffles or synethic blood drinks.
  • Sarah Mainwaring: Richard's mother and doesn't like Flo.
  • Lily: Jeremy's daughter, likes Glory, and has a boyfriend named Drac
  • Mara: vampire, Jeremy's ex wife and mother to Lily, and tries to get Jeremy back from Glory.
  • Ci Ci: European vampire countess and friend to Glory and Jeremy.
  • Sienna Star: singer met by Glory and Ray in LA; she did a duet with Ray on his album.
  • Brittany: Ray's assistant, Rafe's former lover, and shapedhifter.
  • Harvey: ghost, who haunts Glory's Vintage Vamp Emporium shop, he wears overalls, and married to Emmie Lou Nutt.
  • Emmie Lou Nutt: ghost, wears cowgirl outfit, haunts Glory's Vintage Vamp Emporium shop, and married to Harvey.
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First Sentence edit see section history

Would you quit walking around here naked?

Table of Contents edit see section history

Chapter 1 - 24

Series & Lists edit see section history

This is book 6 of 8 in Glory St. Claire. (standard series)

Preceded by Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs, and followed by Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six.

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Gerry Bartlett (Author)

First Edition edit see section history

Original Language: English
Publisher: Berkley Books
Country: United States
Publication Date: December 7, 2010
ISBN: 0425236978
Page Count: 368

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  • Library of Congress: PS3602.A83945 R4285 2010
  • Dewey: 813.6

Notes for Parents edit see section history

Reading Level: Adults

Sexual content

Books with Additional Background Information edit see section history

   
  • Real Vampires Have Curves
  • Real Vampires Live Large
  • Real Vampires Get Lucky
  • Real Vampires Don't Diet
  • Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs

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