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Introduction
1. Mom, Dad and Liberace
2. The Castle
3. Keeping Secrets
4. Something's Gotta Give
5. Welcome to Walnut Grove
6. Taking Some Heat
7. Palace on the Prairie
8. Michael: Sinner and Saint
9. The Publicity-Seeking Missile
10. Melissa and Me . . .Or "To Pee or Not to Pee"
11. The Infamous Wheelchair Episode
12. Boobs, Boys, and Satan
13. Being Sold into Marriage: The Arrival of Steve Tracy
14. On My Own
15. A Change in the Relationship
16. Michael Gets the Last Laugh
17. Divorce via Fax
18. They Love Me--They Really, Really, Love Me
19. Fighting for Children. . .and Larry "F-ing" King
20. Happy Ever After
Acknowledgements
Appendix
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