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It's the age-old tale:

Boy meets girl.
Boy stalks girl.
Girl already has a stalker.
Boy becomes her stalker-stalker.

We've seen it all before, many times, but this time it's different. If only slightly.

When Gomez Porter becomes a... read more

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  • “Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas still cause minor rounding errors.”
    -- Gomez Porter (No Hope for Gomez!)
  • “The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didn’t even check for traffic. There wasn’t any, but something told me this was lucky for traffic rather than the stalker.”
    -- Gomez Porter (No Hope for Gomez!)
  • “I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made me sound like a twelve-year-old girl with pee running down her leg. I felt dirty and stupid.”
    -- Gomez Porter (No Hope for Gomez!)
  • “We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What I’d thought of as ludo was actually a game called gin rummy, and what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis. Once we started playing by one consistent set of rules, though, the fun was really over.”
    -- Gomez Porter (No Hope for Gomez!)

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  1. Graham Parke (Author)

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Original Language: English
Publisher: Add the publisher.
Country: USA
Publication Date: February 2010
ISBN: 978-1432752484
Page Count: 194

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