"This is a journal, not a diary!" Boys don’t keep diaries...or do they?
The launch of an exciting and innovatively illustrated new series narrated by an unforgettable kid every family can relate to. It’s a new school year, and Greg Heffley finds himself thrust into middle school,... read more
As Greg Heffley is getting ready for middle school, he is teased by his older brother Rodrick because his mom, Susan bought him supplies for school, including a blank red diary,instead of his mom buying him a journal like he asked her to. He has a little brother, Manny who is "spoiled rotten"... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“Everyone be sure to wish Greg a happy birthday!”They all start to hit him. He is glad he’s not on the swim team this year because he gets punched on his birthday. He couldn’t lift his arm because it was so sore. He was punched ten times that day by all of the team mates.”
“The muddy hand” It is off a scary movie the Greg and his friend had watched the one night. It was about a hand made of mud that was killing a lot of people. Him and his friend thought that they were next and they slept in the bathroom.”
“Then I slipped the bill up between the boards and waited for the first victim.” The borders are at the boardwalk on the beach. It was a trick his brother had taught him to do. He had a teenager do it and they all chased him and he got away. They did it again to a little kid and when tried the third time the little kid was too fast for them and got the dollar before they could pull it down.”
“My mom got this for me so I could write my feelings down." Greg's Mom got him this Diary so he could write how he feels in/about middle school. but Greg uses it to write what happens during his 1st year in middle school.”
“I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.”
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Followed by Rodrick Rules.
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