A heartwarming tale of terror in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Meet Sarah and David. Once upon a time they met and fell in love. But now they're on the verge of divorce and going to couples' counseling. On a routine trip to their counselor, they notice a few odd things - the lack of... read more
“I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.”Sarah
“WARNING: ZOMBIES AHEAD”
“Sorry, Cindy," I muttered as I raised it over my head. "This is a cash-only line. We don't accept gnashing teeth as credit.”Sarah
“I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.”Sarah
“"Are we clear?" I asked as the three of us slipped from the elevator posed like some kind of ridiculous Charlie's Angels. Only Amanda really had the hair for it.”Sarah
“It's a weird thing to be in a city that is, essentially, dead. Undead. Whatever.”Sarah
Have you ever just wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of a city square? If the answer is yes, then you’d have some fun during a zombie infestation. It’s the little moments, you know?Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
Beer. Fuck that sounded good. Even though it was barely eight-thirty in the morning. But zombieism breeds alcoholism. It’s true. Look it up.Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
Share in your activities and interests. If you’re going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?Highlighted by 3 Kindle customers
Give each other compliments every day. Even when the undead attack, it’s nice to feel pretty.Highlighted by 3 Kindle customers
<Chapter 1> The Couple Who Slays Together...
<Chapter 2> Balance the workload in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing all the zombies.
<Chapter 3> Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.
<Chapter 4> Talk out your big decisions. Hear both opinions before you decide if you're going to flee the city or hole up with Campbell's Soup and CNN.
<Chapter 5> Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.
<Chapter 6> You and your partner are on the same side. It's the side of the living.
<Chapter 7> Never go to bed angry. Terrified is okay.
<Chapter 8> Give each other compliments every day. Even when the undead attack, it's nice to feel pretty. Or badass.
<Chapter 9> Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.
<Chapter 10> Address one issue at a time. You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies all at once.
<Chapter 11> Share in your activities and interests. If you're going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?
<Chapter 12> Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.
<Chapter 13> Present a united front. You against the zombies.
<Chapter 14> Listen. Killing zombies isn't easy. There's bound to be fallout.
<Chapter 15> Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.
<Chapter 16> Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness a great deal. Especially when it comes to cults.
<Chapter 17> Plan romantic getaways. Or just getaways.
<Chapter 18> Show physical affection. Nothing says 'I love you' like bearing the entirety of your spouse's body weight.
<Chapter 19> Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture nonetheless.
<Chapter 20> Find creative ways to have fun together. Looting is really underrated.
<Chapter 21> Do special things for each other. Antibiotics are the gift that keeps giving.
<Chapter 22> Men are from Mars....Zombies are from Hell.
<Chapter 23> Pick the right time to broach a delicate subject. Sometimes the hillbilly will give you the answers in his own time.
<Chapter 24> Cultivate a good relationship with your spouse's family. You never know when you might need shelter from a zombie storm.
<Chapter 25> Hang out with other couples. It will remind you how lucky you are not to be a zombie.
<Chapter 26> Love one another. Zombie infestation or not, it's the only thing that matters in the end.
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