Jason has a problem. He doesn’t remember anything before waking up on a school bus holding hands with a girl. Apparently she’s his girlfriend Piper, and his best friend is a kid named Leo, and they’re all students in the Wilderness School, a boarding school for “bad kids.” What he did to end... read more
A teenage boy named Jason wakes up on a school bus not remembering anything from his past, including anything about who he is. He is sitting next to Piper McLean, a girl who appears to be his girlfriend, and a boy, Leo Valdez, who says he is Jason's best friend. The bus is taking them, along... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“He's got amnesia or something. We've got to tell somebody." ... "Who, Coach Hedge? He'd try to fix Jason by whacking him upside the head."”Piper
“But if you don’t remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes.”Leo Valdez
“The new guy had dark hair cut Superman style, a deep tan, and teeth so white they should've come with a warning label: DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY AT TEETH. PERMANENT BLINDNESS MAY OCCUR.”Jason
“Leo got up and brushed himself off. "I hate that guy." He offered Jason his arm like they should go skipping inside together. "'I'm Dylan. I'm so cool, I want to date myself, but i can't figure out how. You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!'" ... "Leo, you're weird.”Leo and Jason
“I had to say something," Hedge grumbled. He bellowed into his megaphone: "Everyone inside! The cow says moo! Off the skywalk!”coach Hedge and Jason
“Extraction squad? That sounds painful.”Leo
“Yo! Coach Supergoat, whatever you are - I just fell down the freaking Grand Canyon! Stop asking for challenges!”Leo
“Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks.”Leo
“That's it, Thalia Grace," said the goddess. "I will turn you into an aardvark, so help me-”Hera
“Beautiful..." Jason said. "Piper, you're a knockout!”Jason
“You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, 'festus' means 'happy'? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?”Jason
“Leave," Jason ordered. "There is no food for you here." "Unless you want tofu burgers.”Jason and Leo
“Leo, I’m sorry about that stuff I said in Chicago. That wasn’t me. You’re not annoying and you do take stuff seriously—especially your work. I wish I could do half the things you can do.”Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, "What am I gonna do with this guy?“ "I try very hard to be annoying,” Leo said. “Don’t insult my ability to annoy. And how am I supposed to resent you if you go apologizing? I’m a lowly mechanic. You’re like the prince of the sky, son of the Lord of the Universe. I’m supposed to resent you.”“Lord of the Universe?”“Sure, you’re all—bam! Lightning man. And ‘Watch me fly. I am the eagle that soars—"“Shut up, Valdez.”“Yeah, see. I do annoy you.”“I apologize for apologizing.” “Thank you.” He went back to work, but the tension had eased between them. Leo still looked sad and exhausted—just not quite so angry. “Go to sleep, Jason,” he ordered. “It’s gonna take a few hours. I want sometime without you organic life forms.”Leo and Jason
“What about a compromise? I'll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly I'll apologize.”Coach Hedge
“Ah, I got duct tape and breath mints. I'll be fine.”Leo
“Leo laughed as he tried on a hat that seemed to be made of enchanted raccoon fur. It's ringed tail twitched, and its little legs moved frantically as Leo walked. Jason was ogling the men's sportswear. Boys interested in shopping for clothes? Definitely a sign they were under an evil spell.”Piper (thoughts)
“Nobody cared about him, just his big scary daddy standing behind him with the doomsday volt, as if to say, "Respect this kid or eat voltage!”Jason (thoughts)
“Gaea? Isn't that Mother Nature? She's supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and deer and rabbits doing her laundry" "Leo, that's Snow White.”Leo Valdez, Piper McLean
“You're a faun," Jason said. "Satyr!" Hedge snapped. "Fauns are Roman. But we'll talk about that later.”Jason and Coach Hedge
“Let's come to order. Lou Ellen, please give Miranda her nose back. Travis, if you'll kindly extinguish the flaming ping-pong ball, and Butch, I think twenty pencils is really too many for any human nostril.”Chiron
“Just because Aphrodite claimed me, doesn’t mean I have to be an airhead.”Piper McLean
“Happy The Dragon was not so happy.”Piper (thoughts)
“Appreciate it," Leo said. "I try not to get run through before lunchtime.”Leo Valdez
“He winked at Jason meaningfully. Then he pointed at himself, pointed two fingers at their hosts, and sliced a finger across his throat. Very subtle sign language.”Coach Hedge, Jason (thoughts)
“We could kill them again.”Coach Hedge
“Come on, Valdez! Pick up the pace! Let's chant. I'VE GOT A GIRL IN KALAMAZOO--" ... "Let's not," Thalia snapped. So they ran in silence.”Thalia Grace and Coach Hedge
“Chef Leo's Taco Garage is fixing you up! And by the way it's tofu, not beef, so don't freak beauty queen.”Leo Valdez
“Well, if you really don't remember me that means I can re-use all my old jokes!”Leo Valdez
“"Can we just call them storm spirits?” Leo asked. “Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks."”Leo Valdez
“He ran to the edge of the railing thinking "I'm a lunatic," and jumped over the side.”Jason (thoughts)
“The future for Commander Tool Belt was not looking so hot.”Leo (thoughts)
“What's our game plan?" ... "Climb the mountain. Kill everything except Pipers dad. Leave.”Leo and Coach Hedge
“Your mom is a rainbow goddess?" ... "Got a problem with that?" ... "No, no. Rainbows. Very macho.”Leo and Butch
“No, you Dolt! The Earth is claiming me hurry!”Hera
“Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us.”Zethes
“Yeah, well, ... somehow she got not dead anymore.”Leo
“First things first ... Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.”Leo (thoughts)
“DIE!”Gleeson Hedge
“Ghosts? Pfft. Nah. I'm cool. A storm spirit chucked me down the Grand Canyon this morning, but you know, all in a day's work, right?”Leo
“He didn't, like, die in this bed, did he?”Leo
“Dude, the old lady. The one in black. How many old ladies do you see over there?”Leo
“"Is that me?" Leo asked. "Like--me right now, having this dream--looking at me having a dream?"”Leo
“I’ve forgotten how funny satyrs are. When we rule the world, I think I’ll keep your kind around. You can entertain me while I eat all the other mortals.”Enceladus
“"Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot."”Leo, Annabeth and Butch
“"Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie."”Jason
“"Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter." Piper: "Is that another joke?"”Leo and Piper
“"Don't dwell on things. Don't stay in one place too long. It was the only way to stay ahead of the sadness."”Leo
“It was hard with all the Wheel of Fortune breaking in, and--" "Wheel of Fortune?" "Anyway....."”Leo and Piper
“"What about a compromise? I'll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I'll apologize"”Coach Hedge
“Everyone out the cow says moo!”Coach hedge
“The brave Jason, the beautiful Piper, and their friend Leo who sometimes made tacos”Leo thoughts
“The cow says moo! Get off the bus!a while later....The pig says oink.”
“Who's ready to beat stuff up?”Coach Hedge
“Bad vroom -vroom! -EarthbornYou want some bad vroom -vroom? Come get some bad vroom -vroom”Leo and an earthborn
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Gods in The Lost Hero
In The Gods in The Lost Hero section it says "she was marred to Hephaestus," but it should say "she was married to Hephaestus."
In the stories that Piper's grandfather tells, hedgehogs are mentioned at least twice. This animal does not live in the wild in the Americas.
In the near-last part it says "On dragon's feet" but it should say "On dragon feet"
Followed by The Son of Neptune.
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