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A polite race of telepathic killer aliens, a ten-second world conquest, and one teenage boy collide in this wry, gutsy adventure. Jesse is in history class when a formidable, efficient race of aliens quietly takes over the earth in less time than it takes him to brush his teeth. Most humans... read more

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It takes less time for them to conquer the world than it takes me to brush my teeth.

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  1. Brian Yansky (Author)

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