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Dripping in blood, this is a story of family secrets so terrible that they shouldn’t be uncovered...Rowan and Clara think they are ordinary teenagers. They live quietly with their ordinary Mum and Dad doing all the things that their friends do. But, the Radley parents are hiding a secret; they... read more

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Just about everyone knows a family like the Radleys. Many of us grew up next door to one. They are a modern family, averagely content, averagely dysfunctional, living in a staid and quiet suburban English town. Peter is an overworked doctor whose wife, Helen, has become increasingly remote and... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)

Just about everyone knows a family like the Radleys. Many of us grew up next door to one. They are a modern family, averagely content, averagely dysfunctional, living in a staid and quiet suburban English town. Peter is an overworked doctor whose wife, Helen, has become increasingly remote and uncommunicative. Rowan, their teenage son, is being bullied at school, and their anemic daughter, Clara, has recently become a vegan. They are typical, that is, save for one devastating exception: Peter and Helen are vampires and have—for seventeen years—been abstaining by choice from a life of chasing blood in the hope that their children could live normal lives.
One night, Clara finds herself driven to commit a shocking—and disturbingly satisfying—act of violence, and her parents are forced to explain their history of shadows and lies. A police investigation is launched that uncovers a richness of vampire history heretofore unknown to the general public. And when the malevolent and alluring Uncle Will, a practicing vampire, arrives to throw the police off Clara’s trail, he winds up throwing the whole house into temptation and turmoil and unleashing a host of dark secrets that threaten the Radleys’ marriage.

The Radleys is a moving, thrilling, and radiant domestic novel that explores with daring the lengths a parent will go to protect a child, what it costs you to deny your identity, the undeniable appeal of sin, and the everlasting, iridescent bonds of family love. Read it and ask what we grow into when we grow up, and what we gain—and lose—when we deny our appetites.

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  • Lorelei Andrews: Student and peer to Rowan who believes that the Radleys are weird.
  • Peter Radley: Seventeen year abstaining vampire attempting to lead a normal life; however relationship with his wife is boring.
  • Helen Radley: Wife of Peter Radley who is attempting to lead a normal life as an abstaining vampire.
  • Rowan Radley: The eldest of the Radley children. Pale, shy and often bullied.
  • Will Radley: Peter's brother who is a blood addict. Professor of Romantic literature especially the vampire poets.
  • Clara Radley: The younger of the two Radley children whose recent vegan lifestyle is concerning her parents.
  • Mark Felt: Next door neighbor to the Radleys.
  • Lorna Felt: Mark's wife who is attracted to Peter.
  • Toby Felt: Mark's son and Lorna's step-son (Toby hates her), jerk who bullies Rowan because he is a "freak".
  • Eve Copeland: A beautiful strong willed only daughter to a man who has lost his wife and his job. Eve takes on much to help her father. She befriends Clara when she moves to Bishopthorpe. Clara's brother Rowan finds her to be the epitemy of perfection but he can barely do more tha mumble in her presence so he has gone unnoticed.
  • Isobel Child: Will's on-off girlfriend and fellow blood addict who is his second best tasting source of vampire blood. She warns him to be careful with his victims.
  • Jared Copeland: Financially strapped father of Eve whose wife disappeared.
  • Stuart Harper: Rowan's second worse nightmare - another bully.
  • Geoff Hodge: Deputy Chief Superintendent of the North Yorkshire Police Headquarters.
  • Alison Glenny: Deputy Commissioner of the Greater Manchester Police. She reveals to Geoff Hodge the actual existence of vampires.
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  • “And the most delicious blood of all, the pinot rouge evey blood lover knows is the best on offer, is the blood taken from someone's veins the moment after conversion.”
  • “It is perfectly possible to live next door to a family of vampires and not have the slightest clue that the people you call your neighbors might secretly want to suck the blood from your veins.”
  • “We promised lots of things. But that was before our daughter went Bela Lugosi on a boy at some party in the middle of nowhere.”
    Peter Radley
  • “They talked some more, Will prompting Peter into remembering their early childhood on the barge. How their parents always went that extra mile to make their infancy special, like the time they brought a freshly killed department store Santa Claus home for thier midnight Christmas feast.”
  • “By doing, we stop ourselves imagining. And imagining for us is a fast-moving car heading towards a cliff.”
    The Abstainer's Handbook (second edition) p.83
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  • Y ou reach a certain age—sometimes it’s fifteen, sometimes it’s forty-six—and you realize the cliché you have adopted for yourself isn’t working.
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  • We’re middle-class and we’re British. Repression is in our veins.”
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  • And if you live here long enough, you eventually have to make a decision. You buy a costume and pretend to like it. Or you face the truth of who you really are.
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  • Surely the reality is that connections between people aren’t permanent but fleeting and random, like a solar eclipse or clouds meeting in the sky. They exist in a constantly moving universe full of constantly moving objects.
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  • “We have to learn that the things we desire are very often the things which could lead to our own self-destruction. We have to learn to give up on our dreams in order to preserve our reality.”
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  • It felt strangely grown-up too, as though that’s what being an adult was—knowing which secrets needed keeping. And which lies will save the ones you love.
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  • I am the itch that is never scratched. I am the thirst that is never quenched. I am the boy who never gets.
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  • I nevitably, if you have abstained all your life, you don’t truly know what you are missing. But the thirst is still there, deep down, underlying everything.
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  • “He doesn’t want his daughter hanging around murderers,” says Rowan. “He’s old-fashioned like that.”
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  • The trouble is, he realizes, you reach a point when even pleasure, the easy pursuit and attainment of things desired, develops its own routine. And the trouble with routine, as always, is that it breeds the same boredom that everyone else—all the unbloods and abstainers—suffer.
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Setting & Locations edit see section history

The village of Bishopthorpe.

Organizations edit see section history

First Sentence edit see section history

It is a quiet place, especially at night.

Table of Contents edit see section history

Friday

17 Orchard Lane
The Spare Bedroom
Dreaming
A Sudden Tweak of Pain
Proper Milk
Forty-six
Realism
Fantasy World
Factor 60
Red Setter
Day Glimmers on the Dying and the Dead
Photograph
Faust
Behind the Modesty Curtain
Something Evil
A Thai Green Leaf Salad with Marinated Chicken and a Chili and Lime Dressing
Copeland
Tarantula
Signal
The Blood, the Blood
Quiet
Bela Lugosi
The Dark Fields
My Name is Will Radly
The Infinite Solitude of Trees
Calamine Lotion
Ten Past Midnight
A Certain Type of Hunger
Crucifixes and Rosaries and Holy Water
A Bit like Christian Bale

Saturday

There is Rapture on the Lonely Shore
Scrambled Eggs
The Lost People
Pretty
Fences
A Tantric Diagram of a Right Foot
New Clothes
A Bit of a Panic Attack
Save the Children
The Oarless Boat
Paris
Behind a Yew Tree
Water
Crimson Clouds
Creature of the Night
Black Narcissus
Pinot Rouge

Sunday

Freaks
Game Over
Police
Deli Ham
The Sun Sinks Back Behind a Cloud
His Wife's Trembling Hand
We're Monsters
The Night before Paris
Bloodless Excuse for a Marriage
Millennia
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to Know
Panic and Pondweed
Saturn

Monday

Mister Police Encyclopedia
Control
The Three Vials
Book Group
An Unusual Thought for a Monday
CSI: Transylvania
Radley Makeover Day
Class
The Plow
Pavement
A Conversation about Leeches
A Proposition
Repression Is in Our Veins
Then She Smiles a Devilish Smile
Shoebox
Lazy Garlic
Curry Sauce
Imitation of Life
The Kiss
The Fox and Crown
Thirsk
Atom
Pity
The Note
A Lost World That Was Once Her Own
Baby
Up and Up and Up
Out of the Wet, Dark Air
His Father's Face
Change
Into the Dark
Womb

A Few Nights Later

Raphael
A Song He Knows
Self-help
The Tiniest-Drop
Myths

An Abstainer's Glossary

Acknowledgments

Glossary edit see section history

  • abstainer: a hereditary or converted vampire who is in the process--a continual process--of overcoming his blood addiction
  • OBT: overwhelming blood thirst; a sudden and intense craving often triggered by denying the body valuable substitutes for human blood, to which vegetarian and vegan abstainers are particularly vulnerable
  • unblood: an unconverted ordinary human being, who believes the existence of vampires is a fiction

Series & Lists edit see section history

This book is in 2013 Iowa High School Battle of the Books. (authoritative list)

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Matt Haig (Author)

First Edition edit see section history

Original Language: English
Publisher: Free Press
Country: USA
Publication Date: 2010
ISBN: 978-1439194010
Page Count: 384

Classification edit see section history

  • Library of Congress: PR6108.A39R33 2010
  • Dewey: 823.92

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