A "saintly" old candy-store owner is on the lam- and bounty hunter extraordinaire Stephanie Plum is on the case. As the body count rises, Stephanie finds herself dealing with dead drug dealers and slippery fugitives on the chase of her life. And with the help of eccentric friends and family,... read more
Uncle Mo Bedemier may have a reputation as a kindly old candy-store owner but all that changes when he skips bail on a very minor charge. Bounty hunter Stephanie Plum needs to know why and that means scouting Uncle Mo's neighborhood. And no one knows Stark Street better than the new file... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“The alternative to unemployment had been overseeing the boxing machine at the tampon factory. A worthy task, but not something that got me orgasmic.”Stephanie Plum
“Life was simple in the burg. Sins were absolved by the Catholic Church, dirty windows were an abomination to the neighborhood, gossip greased the wheel of life and you’d better be damned careful what you said face-to-face to a woman about her daughter. No matter if it was true.”
“Course there’s some advantage to having an intestinal disturbance.Those doughnuts probably wouldn’t stay with me long enough to find a home on my ass.”Lula
“A woman is never to old to make an idiot of herself.”Stephanie Plum
“A woman’s never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.”Highlighted by 52 Kindle customers
When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing.Highlighted by 48 Kindle customers
Adaptation is one of the great advantages to being born and bred in Jersey. We’re simply not bested by bad air or tainted water. We’re like that catfish with lungs. Take us out of our environment and we can grow whatever body parts we need to survive. After Jersey the rest of the country’s a piece of cake. You want to send someone into a fallout zone? Get him from Jersey. He’ll be fine.Highlighted by 35 Kindle customers
Stephanie Plum’s rule of thumb for mental health—always procrastinate the unpleasant. After all, I could get run over by a truck tomorrow and never have to come to terms with the attack at all.Highlighted by 29 Kindle customers
I’d decided at an early age to stop being embarrassed over my family. This is yet another advantage to living in Jersey. In Jersey everyone has the right to embarrass themselves with no reflection on anyone else. In fact, embarrassing yourself periodically is almost required.Highlighted by 29 Kindle customers
I didn’t want to burst his fantasy bubble, but the only time Ranger wouldn’t look out of place would be standing in a lineup between Rambo and Batman.Highlighted by 25 Kindle customers
“When a man’s got a nose looks like a penis he’s likely to do anything,” Lula said. “It’s the sort of thing makes serial killers out of otherwise normal people.”Highlighted by 21 Kindle customers
My father is an equal opportunity bigot. He wouldn’t deprive a man of his rights. And he’s not a hate-filled man. He simply knows in his heart that Italians are superior, that stereotypes were created by God, and if a person is worth anything at all he drives a Buick.Highlighted by 19 Kindle customers
“I come in like the fog on little cat feet.” I looked at Ranger. “Very nice.” “Carl Sandburg,” Ranger said. “More or less.”Highlighted by 18 Kindle customers
I find out Ranger’s gay and I’m going straight to the freezer section at Shop & Bag. Only men you can count on these days is Ben and Jerry.”Highlighted by 17 Kindle customers
Chapter 1-16
Preceded by Two for the Dough, and followed by Four to Score.
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