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It's not easy to keep a boyfriend, run a business, and survive for centuries as one of the immortal undead. Glory St. Clair knows-ever since a sexy Scottish vampire bit her while she was a tad...bloated. But when a frustrated vampire hunter firebombs her vintage clothing boutique, she's ready... read more

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It's not easy to keep a boyfriend, run a business, and survive for centuries as one of the immortal dead...

It was hard enough when a sexy Scottish vamp bit me while I was feeling a bit...bloated. But when a frustrated vampire hunter firebombs my vintage clothing boutique, I'm ready to... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)

It's not easy to keep a boyfriend, run a business, and survive for centuries as one of the immortal dead...

It was hard enough when a sexy Scottish vamp bit me while I was feeling a bit...bloated. But when a frustrated vampire hunter firebombs my vintage clothing boutique, I'm ready to pitch a fit. Then my long-time, some-time lover takes off in a rage to hunt the hunter and prove himself worthy of me -- or something manly like that.

And now the Energy Vampires want me -- and not in a good way. They're paranormal drug dealers, selling hard thrills to those who've been living forever -- and they want to suck me dry. But it'll take more than a few super-suckers to get the goods out of this girl. And if they want to make things personal, I'm going to make things downright painful...

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You're a blood-sucking vampire, Gloriana St. Clair.

Table of Contents edit see section history

Chapter 1 - 24

Series & Lists edit see section history

This is book 2 of 8 in Glory St. Claire. (standard series)

Preceded by Real Vampires Have Curves, and followed by Real Vampires Get Lucky.

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Gerry Bartlett (Author)
  2. Gerry Bartlett (Author)

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Original Language: English
Publisher: Berkley Books
Country: United States
Publication Date: June 2007
ISBN: 978-0425215340
Page Count: 297

Classification edit see section history

  • Library of Congress: PS3602.A83945 R44 2007
  • Dewey: 813.6

Notes for Parents edit see section history

Reading Level: Adults

Sexual content

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  • Witchling
  • Changeling
  • Darkling

Books with Additional Background Information edit see section history

   
  • Real Vampires Have Curves

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