Ever since he was small, John Robison had longed to connect with other people, but by the time he was a teenager, his odd habits—an inclination to blurt out non sequiturs, avoid eye contact, dismantle radios, and dig five-foot holes (and stick his younger brother in them)—had earned him the... read more
“With me, though, there is no external sign that I am conversationally handicapped. So folks hear some conversational misstep and say, 'What an arrogant jerk!' I look forward to the day when my handicap will afford me the same respect accorded to a guy in a wheelchair. And if respect comes with a preferred parking space, I won't turn it down. Woof!”John Elder Robison
“With the insight gained from writing the book, I now believe my parents did the best they could under tough circumstances. They were both damaged as children, and my brother and I grew up damaged as a result. But damage is not always permanent, nor is it always passed down from one generation to the next. I'm okay today, and so is my brother.”John Elder Robison
“One last thing: I may look and act pretty strange at times, but deep down I just want to be loved and understood for who and what I am. I want to be accepted as part of society, not an outcast or outsider. I don't want to be a genius or a freak or something on display. I wish for empathy and compassion from those around me, and I appreciate sincerity, clarity, and logicality in other people. I believe most people - autistic or not - share this wish.”John Elder Robison
“Asperger's is not a disease. It's a way of being. There is no cure, nor is there a need for one.”John Elder Robison
“Snort, come here. You are getting bigger. So I've decided to give you a new name. From now on, you are going to be called Varmint. Got it?”John Elder Robison
Author's Note
Foreword
1. A Little Misfit
2. A Permanent Playmate
3. Empathy
4. A Trickster is Born
5. I Find a Porsche
6. The Nightmare Years
7. Assembly Required
8. The Dogs Begin to Fear Me
9. I Drop Out of High School
10. Collecting the Trash
11. The Flaming Washtub
12. I'm in Prison with the Band
13. The Big Time
14. The First Smoking Guitar
15. The Ferry to Detroit
16. One with the Machine
17. Rock and Roll All Night
18. A Real Job
19. A Visit from Management
20. Logic vs. Small Talk
21. Being Young Executives
22. Becoming Normal
23. I Get a Bear Cub
24. A Diagnosis at Forty
25. Montagoonians
26. Units One Through Three
27. Married Life
28. Winning at Basketball
29. My Life as a Train
Epilogue
Acknowledgments
Reading and Resources
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