Something weird is going on. Miss Daisy, who teaches second grade, doesn't know how to add or subtract. Not only that, she doesn’t know how to read or write either. She is the dumbest teacher in the history of the world!
The book starts with an introduction to A.J.'s second-grade school year. He explains why he thinks school is unsignificant and why other stuff like football and video games, on the other hand, are important. The book also explains why Miss Daisy is crazy. At the cafeteria (also known as the... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“my name is aj and i like football”A.J
“I wish something would fall on Andrea's head”A.J
“Boys are dumbheads”Andrea
“Oh! OH! Oh!”Andrea in class
“"I see London, I see France, I see Emily's underpants".”A.J.
she said. “If you rent it, you have to return it to the video store in a couple of days.”Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
Dumb Miss Daisy and Principal Klutz Miss Daisy said it was time for us to clear off our desks and see how much we knew about arithmetic.Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
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1. I hate school!
2. Dumb Miss Daisy and Principal Klutz
3. How to spell read
4. Miss Daisy is crazy!
5. The most genius idea!
6. What do you want to be?
7. Bonbons and footballs
8. A lot of books!
9. Put those books away
10. Football players are really dumb
11. We rule the school!
12. Poor Miss Daisy
Followed by Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!.
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