Meet Skulduggery Pleasant: ace detective, snappy dresser, razor-tongued wit, crackerjack sorcerer and walking, talking, fire-throwing skeleton - as well as protector and mentor of Stephanie Edgley, a very unusual and darkly talented twelve-year-old. These two alone must defeat an all-consuming... read more
“Are you taking my hat hostage?”Skulduggery
“You're a skeleton”Stephanie
“For a guy with no internal organs, you've got quite the ego.”Stephanie
“There's a whole colony of octopus people.”Skulduggery
“Every solution to every problem is simple. It’s the distance between the two where the mystery lies.”Highlighted by 17 Kindle customers
“There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still left to fight for.Highlighted by 14 Kindle customers
“That’ll teach him to underestimate stupid people.”Highlighted by 14 Kindle customers
because I like having someone follow me around like a little puppy. It makes me feel good about myself.”Highlighted by 10 Kindle customers
“That’s why I have a husband, so I don’t have to. Engines and shelves, that’s why men were invented.”Highlighted by 10 Kindle customers
“Think of it as an adventure,” he said brightly. “Why should I do that?” “Because if you don’t, you’ll just become really, really depressed.Highlighted by 8 Kindle customers
“Since we’re all going to die horribly anyway, what’s there to be worried about?”Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
One moment he was in his study, seven words into the twenty-fifth sentence of the final chapter of his new book, And the Darkness Rained upon Them, and the next he was dead.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
He was silent for a bit. “Right, well, we’ve got to work out what we need. We’ve got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need.” “I think I actually understood that,” Stephanie said slowly. The car went over a bump. “No, it’s gone again.”Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
I’m placing you under arrest for murder, attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and, I don’t know, possibly littering.”Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
1. Stephanie
2. The Will
3. Little Girl, All Alone
4. The Secret War
5. Meeting China Sorrows
6. A Man Apart
7. Serpine
8. Ghastly
9. The Troll Beneath Westminster Bridge
10. The Gal In Black
11. The Little Bit of Crime
12. Vampires
13. The Red Right Hand
14. Elemental Magic
15. The Torture Room
16. What's In a Name
17. A Fabulous Rescue Indeed
18. On the Roof, at Night
19. The Experiment
20. The Family Curse
21. The Cave
22. The Scepter of the Ancients
23. Thoughts of Dying Horribly
24. Planning for Murder
25. The White Cleaver
26. The Last Stand of...
27. No Calm Before the Storm
28. Carnage
29. Deep in Dublin, Death
30. An End, a Beginning
Followed by Playing with Fire.
Preceded by Holes.
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