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Calliope Crestone thinks life is hard, but it gets much harder with an unexpected move from her home in Georgia to a drafty old mansion in Oregon. Strange screams haunt her at night, and the roar of the ocean is a constant reminder of her loneliness. Things seem to be looking up when she... read more
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- Calliope: Has a big chest, likes skinny jeans, and thinks she's too skinny.
- Byron: Similar to Frankenstein's monster, but prettier.
- Octavius: A siren.
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- Dr. Muzhchyna
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If I had known how much love would hurt, I never would have wished for it.
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