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Kimchi and calamari. It sounds like a quirky food fusion of Korean and Italian cuisine, and it's exactly how Joseph Calderaro feels about himself. Why wouldn't an adopted Korean drummer—comic book junkie feel like a combo platter given: (1) his face in the mirror (2) his proud Italian family.... read more

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Kimchi and calamari. It sounds like a quirky food fusion of Korean and Italian cuisine, and it's exactly how Joseph Calderaro feels about himself. Why wouldn't an adopted Korean drummer—comic book junkie feel like a combo platter given: (1) his face in the mirror (2) his proud Italian family.... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)

Kimchi and calamari. It sounds like a quirky food fusion of Korean and Italian cuisine, and it's exactly how Joseph Calderaro feels about himself. Why wouldn't an adopted Korean drummer—comic book junkie feel like a combo platter given: (1) his face in the mirror (2) his proud Italian family. And now Joseph has to write an essay about his ancestors for social studies. All he knows is that his birth family shipped his diapered butt on a plane to the USA. End of story. But what he writes leads to a catastrophe messier than a table of shattered dishes—and self-discovery that Joseph never could have imagined.

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You wake up and you're fourteen.

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1. Not So Happy Birthday to Me
2. The Evil Eye
3. Niente per Niente
4. The Mona Lisa of Middle School
5. The Emperor with No Clothes
6. Towel Boy
7. Playing Bongos for the Gods
8. Sounds like Baby Moses
9. Starstruck
10. Courting Miss MVP
11. Run, Grandpa, Run
12. Finding Your Ki-bun
13. Too Tangled for Spider-Man
14. Who Cares About Mark Twain?
15. Pouring on the Guilt Gravy
16. Essaygate
17. Comic Relief
18. Korean Culture 101
19. A Message from St. Louis
20. Shrimp Connection
21. A Man with a Plan
22. Detour on Discovery Road
23. An Elephant off My Back
24. Like When Billybob Died
25. The Three-Eyed Alien
26. Why Not Both?
27. Special Thanks

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