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While Abraham Lincoln is widely lauded for saving a Union and freeing millions of slaves, his valiant fight against the forces of the undead has remained in the shadows for hundreds of years. That is, until Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon The Secret Journal of Abraham Lincoln , and became... read more

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Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls through the dense woods that surround a one-room cabin, where a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his suffering mother's bedside. She's been stricken with something the old-timers call "Milk Sickness." "My baby boy..." she whispers before dying. Only... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)

Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls through the dense woods that surround a one-room cabin, where a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his suffering mother's bedside. She's been stricken with something the old-timers call "Milk Sickness." "My baby boy..." she whispers before dying. Only later will the grieving Abe learn that his mother's fatal affliction was actually the work of a vampire. When the truth becomes known to young Lincoln , he writes in his journal, " henceforth my life shall be one of rigorous study and devotion. I shall become a master of mind and body. And this mastery shall have but one purpose ..." Gifted with his legendary height, strength, and skill with an ax, Abe sets out on a path of vengeance that will lead him all the way to the White House.

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  • “"Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others."”
    Henry
  • “The day Henry made a choice............that some men are just too interesting to die.”
  • “Without death...life is meaningless. It is a story that can never be told. A song that can never be sung. For how would one finish it?”
    Henry
  • “Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham; to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot even see. To be the playthings of tyrants. But you… you were born to fight tyranny.”
    Henry
  • “Simplicity! That was the oath I swore now. Family! That was my errand.”
    Abe
  • “If my enemies be quick, grant me speed. If they be strong, Lord, then grant me the strength to see them defeated. For mine has always been the side of righteousness. The side of justice. The side of light.”
    Abe
  • “His ax blade had been sharpened and resharpened. "If I swung it hard enough, I could make the air bleed."”
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  • “Without death,” he answered, “life is meaningless. It is a story that can never be told. A song that can never be sung. For how would one finish it?”
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  • “The more precious His gift,” said Henry, “the more anxious God for its return.”
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  • “Living men are bound by time,” he said. “Thus, their lives have an urgency. This gives them ambition. Makes them choose those things that are most important; cling more tightly to that which they hold dear. Their lives have seasons, and rites of passage, and consequences. And ultimately, an end. But what of a life with no urgency? What then of ambition? What then of love?
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  • If my enemies be quick, grant me speed. If they be strong, Lord, then grant me the strength to see them defeated. For mine has always been the side of righteousness. The side of justice. The side of light.
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  • “Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others.”
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  • Any man who has seen the face of death knows better than to seek him out a second time.
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  • It is the eternal struggle between these two principles—right and wrong—throughout the world. They are the two principles that have stood face to face from the beginning of time; and will ever continue to struggle.
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  • The true rule, in determining to embrace, or reject any thing, is not whether it have any evil in it; but whether it have more of evil, than of good. There are few things wholly evil, or wholly good. —Abraham Lincoln, in a speech in the House of Representatives June 20th, 1848
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  • And having thus chosen our course, without guile, and with pure purpose, let us renew our trust in God, and go forward without fear, and with manly hearts. —Abraham Lincoln, in an address to Congress July 4th, 1861
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The boy had been crouched so long that his legs had fallen asleep beneath him--but he dared not move now.

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Introduction
Part I - Boy
Chapter 1 - Exceptional Child
Chapter 2 - Two Stories
Chapter 3 - Henry
Chapter 4 - A Truth Too Terrible

Part II - Vampire Hunter
Chapter 5 - New Salem
Chapter 6 - Ann
Chapter 7 - The Fatal First
Chapter 8 - "Some Great Calamity"
Chapter 9 - At Last, Peace

Part III - President
Chapter 10 - A House Divided
Chapter 11 - Casualties
Chapter 12 - "Starve the Devils"
Chapter 13 - Thus Always to Tyrants
Chapter 14 - Home

Acknowledgments

Series & Lists edit see section history

This is book 8 of 20 in New York Times Bestsellers - Paperback Trade Fiction (Current). (authoritative list)

Preceded by The Lucky One, and followed by Then Came You.

This is book 8 of 20 in New York Times Bestsellers - Paperback Mass-Market Fiction (Current). (authoritative list)

Preceded by A Clash of Kings, and followed by A Storm of Swords.

This book is in Classics Retold. (community list)

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Seth Grahame-Smith (Author)

First Edition edit see section history

Original Language: English
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Country: New York, USA
Publication Date: March 2, 2010
ISBN: 978-0-44656-308-6
Page Count: 336

Classification edit see section history

  • Library of Congress: PS3607.R348 A64 2010
  • Dewey: 813.6

Notes for Parents edit see section history

Reading Level: Adults

Vampires, violence and other adult themes. Very gory in parts.

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