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Santa isn't the jolly old elf he's been described as in Children's stories. He's a bit more grotesque than that. His eyes are pimento-stuffed olives, his teeth are walnuts, and his body is made of sausages. One snowy Christmas Eve, while visiting the Fry family, Sausagey Santa is ... read more

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  1. Carlton Mellick III (Author)

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Reading Level: Adults

Violence, sexual themes and language, nudity (yes, I imagined the elves nude)

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  2. christmas
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