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A critical part of a top secret death ray has been hidden for twenty years inside the body of a whimsical lawn gnome in a Cleveland suburb, and it's Danny Fortune's job to find it! A case of mistaken identity leads to Danny waking up in a strange bed with a woman he doesn't know. She... read more

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  • “What's my name, Mohambo!”
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  • “Captain ashore! Prepare to be boarded!”
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Buffalo and Cleveland

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Jenna came across Danny's body in the back of the video store only an hour into her shift, dressed in his tuxedo, and lying still amongst several 30-gallon bags of neon yellow popcorn.

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  1. bad art
  2. christopher moore
  3. funny
  4. humor
  5. lawn gnome
  6. offbeat
  7. quirky 

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