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Jaclyn Wilde is a wedding planner who loves her job—usually. But helping Carrie Edwards with her Big Day has been an unrelenting nightmare. Carrie is a bridezilla of mythic nastiness, a diva whose tantrums are just about as crazy as her demands. But the unpleasant task at hand turns seriously... read more

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  • “There's one thing about me that gave me a big advantage," said Eric, and their surrounding buddies erupted."Come on, Wilder, it ain't that big; we've all seen you in the shower, remember?"”
  • “Confucius say, sleeping tiger look small; attacking tiger look big as fucking rhino."”
    Eric Wilder to Gillespie
  • “"What?" Madelyn growled. "Fluffer?" "Oh." A flush warmed her cheeks. She sniffed. "Well. Evidently you know what a fluffer is, too, so you can't say anything."”
    Madelyn and Jaclyn
  • “Go away!" she shouted. "I regret ever meeting you! I hope you get scurvy and your teeth fall out! I hope you get rickets! I hope you get beriberi!""You don't even know what beriberi is,"he managed to say, before going off again."It's a dread disease that turns you into a stupid jerk man!"”
    Jaclyn
  • “Look, Studly Do-Right, either arrest me or leave me alone!"”
    Jaclyn to Eric
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Six weddings in five days.

Table of Contents edit see section history

Chapters 1-26

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  • Fluffer: From Wikipedia: A fluffer is a person employed to keep an adult film star aroused on the set. (Who knew?)

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Linda Howard (Author)

First Edition edit see section history

Original Language: English
Publisher: Ballantine
Country: USA
Publication Date: 2010
ISBN: 9780345506894
Page Count: 340

Classification edit see section history

  • Library of Congress: PS3558.O88217
  • Dewey: 813.54

Notes for Parents edit see section history

Reading Level: Adults

Profanity. Sexual content.

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