Artemis is at boarding school in Ireland when he suddenly receives an urgent video e-mail from Russia. In it is a plea from his father, who has been kidnapped by the Russian Mafia. As Artemis rushes to his rescue, he is stopped by Captain Holly Short of the Leprecon fairy police. But this... read more
The book starts with a preface from Jerbal Argon, indicating that the book is a report on Artemis Fowl II's behavior, commissioned by the Lower Elements Police. The preface provides some background information, as well as, the motives behind Artemis Fowl II's actions in the last and current... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“'But, Julius,' protested Foaly. 'That's grunt work.'Root took a step closer. 'One, don't call me Julius, civilian. And two, I'd say it was more like donkey work.'”Foaly, Commander Root
“If you listen really hard you can just about make out the sound of nobody giving a hoot.”Holly
“She conscious?” asked the commander. Koboi’s eyes flickered open. Holly shut them with a swift rabbit punch to the forehead. “Nope,” she said innocently. “Out cold.”Highlighted by 94 Kindle customers
Mulch had drawn another diagram. This one looked like a bendy snake. “We’re being led by an idiot with a crayon,” said Root, with deceptive calmness.Highlighted by 83 Kindle customers
There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You really had to feel sorry for the B’wa Kell.Highlighted by 76 Kindle customers
Foaly bristled. “At the risk of sounding clichéd, Briar, you’ll never get away with this.”Highlighted by 70 Kindle customers
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“I could tell you, but you’re not going to like it.” “Tell me, Captain. That’s a direct order.” Holly told him. He didn’t like it.Highlighted by 62 Kindle customers
Then, strangely, he calmed down. In fact, he seemed almost happy. Those who were close to the commander knew that when he was happy, somebody else was about to be extremely sad.Highlighted by 62 Kindle customers
At least he spent some time outdoors, and got to meet some new people. It’s a pity most of them were trying to kill him.Highlighted by 61 Kindle customers
The commander loved quoting The Wizard of Oz. Three of his cousins were in the movie.Highlighted by 61 Kindle customers
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Artemis Fowl: A Psychological Assessment
Prologue
CHAPTER 1: Family Ties
CHAPTER 2: Cruisin' for Chix
CHAPTER 3: Going Underground
CHAPTER 4: Fowl Is Fair
CHAPTER 5: Daddys Girl
CHAPTER 6: Photo Opportunity
CHAPTER 7: Joining the Dots
CHAPTER 8: To Russia with Gloves
CHAPTER 9: No Safe Haven
CHAPTER 10: Trouble and Strife
CHAPTER 11: Mulch Ado About Nothing
CHAPTER 12: The Boys Are Back
CHAPTER 13: Into the Breach
CHAPTER 14: Father's Day
An Epilogue or Two
Preceded by Artemis Fowl, and followed by The Eternity Code.
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