Artemis has committed his entire fortune to a project he believes will save the planet and its inhabitants, both human and fairy. Can it be true? Has goodness taken hold of the world's greatest teenage criminal mastermind?
Captain Holly Short is unconvinced, and discovers that Artemis is... read more
Artemis Fowl was a boy who wanted to know everything there was to know. he would read countless books until his brain swelled. his father, Artemis Fowl senior was the kingpin in one of the world's largest criminal empires. Artemis Fowl senior dissapeared in the arctic along with a... read more
“And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass”Artemis and Foaly
“Very well. Then quiet it shall be. I would rather cut out my own tongue than utter one more word. I would sooner behead myself with a butter knife than speak a single-”Orion
“If I ever get out of this, I will start thinking about girls like a normal fifteen-year-old.”Artemis Fowl II
“Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?”Captain Holly Short
“Zombie!" he shrieked, and, unfortunately for him, two of his shift buddies were in the air lock behind him, and it cost him three weeks' pudding rations to buy their silence.”A sea gnome
“It's possible," Foaly admitted, a guilty tinge blossoming on his rear cheeks, another reason he lost at poker.”Foaly
“I'm the nut!”Artemis Fowl II
“I’m just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may I say, young fairy lady, they’re running wild in your direction.”Highlighted by 211 Kindle customers
“Oh, I’m crazy, all right. I do have plenty of psychoses,” said Orion cheerily. “Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I’ve got them all, but most of all, I’m crazy about you.”Highlighted by 211 Kindle customers
“And I will not be beaten by that jackass.” “Jackass?” said Foaly, wounded. “My favorite uncle is a jackass.”Highlighted by 207 Kindle customers
“Foaly. Your security sucks. When are you guys going to learn? A few years ago the goblins built a shuttle, and now you have convicts running your space program.”Highlighted by 164 Kindle customers
One loose rivet or cracked weld line would have been enough to allow a few atmospheres to squirt out, and the ship would have been crushed like a soda can in the hand of a giant who was immensely strong and didn’t like soda cans.Highlighted by 146 Kindle customers
“No. Myles stayed at the door for three days straight, tapping away until he came across the correct combination. He used several rolls of toilet paper writing down the possibilities.” Juliet was almost afraid to ask. “What did Beckett do?” Butler grinned back at his sister. “Beckett dug a bear trap in the garden, and when Myles fell in, he swapped him a ladder for the code.”Highlighted by 144 Kindle customers
“People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You’re a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.”Highlighted by 140 Kindle customers
“Dwarf cheese?” “Cheese made by dwarfs.” “Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .” “No. What a horrible thought.” “Exactly.”Highlighted by 138 Kindle customers
What did Beckett do?” “He ate Artemis’s hamster.” “What?” “Well, he chewed on its leg for a bit.” Butler shifted in the cramped space. Fairy crafts were not built to accommodate giant, shaven-headed, human bodyguards. Not that the shaved head made much difference.Highlighted by 138 Kindle customers
Orion sniffed. “Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your back. Then I can make a few pennies with my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby.” This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.Highlighted by 133 Kindle customers
Prologue: Artemis Fowl: So Far, So Bad
1. Cold Vibes
2. Jade Princess and Crazy Bear
3. Orion Rising
4. Floyd's Stag Night
5. Onward and Outward
6. Trimming the Weight
7. How Do I Love Thee?
8. Randomosity
9. Forbidden Love
Epilogue
Preceded by The Time Paradox, and followed by The Last Guardian.
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