Londonstani starts of with the four members of the gang beating on a gora kid. Apparently, the gora called Hardjit a paki “A paki is someone who comes from Pakistan. Us bredrens who don't come from Pakistan can still b call'd paki by other bredrens if it means we can call dem paki in return....
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Londonstani starts of with the four members of the gang beating on a gora kid. Apparently, the gora called Hardjit a paki “A paki is someone who comes from Pakistan. Us bredrens who don't come from Pakistan can still b call'd paki by other bredrens if it means we can call dem paki in return. But u people ain't allow'd 2 join in, u get me?” Hardjit is the one doing the actual beating and the others; Ravi, Amit, and Jas are just standing there. The truth is that the gora kid never called anyone a paki. They need to beat him up to affirm their identity. These four boys cruise the streets in their parent given Beemers blasting Juggy D, Rishi Rich and Bangra music bragging about their sexual supremacy and discussing other groups and brown races at the same time dissing and beating on ponceys, batty boys and coconuts. These four also have a business of their own. They unblock stolen mobile phones which they receive from a client. Unfortunately, due to their lack of attention to their poncey teachers they all failed their A levels and instead of being at college, they have to retake them. In the story, Jas is the newest member and was formerly a poncey himself. He prefers to keep his mouth shut for fear of saying something that makes no sense at all like; “Yeh bredren, knock his f**kin teeth out. Bruck his f**kin face in. Kill his f**kin... His f**kin, you know, him. Kill him.” After a fight of Hardjit’s the boy’s former teacher introduces them to an urbane poncey named Sanjay. Little did the teacher know that Sanjay would introduce the boys to their cell phone scandal on a grander scale. He tells them that the price index of the official economy is not cared for anymore and that once you’ve entered the world of consumerist aspiration you have to keep on going. Meanwhile one of the boy’s personal lives keeps on affecting the whole group. Amit’s older brother is getting married. However, Amit’s mother feels like the girl’s side of the family isn’t giving them enough respect and keeps on causing problems between his brother and his bride-to-be. Also throughout the story we read of Jas’ infatuation with a Muslim girl named Samira, despite his friend’s warnings about the troubles it could cause between the brown people. For a time Jas and his friends are getting everything they want. Their pockets are always full of money due to their supplying Sanjay with unblocked cell phones. Jas is secretly dating Samira despite Hardjit forbidding him not to. Soon enough however, things go sour. The boys refuse to help Sanjay any longer with his dangerous scheme. Also, due to Jas’ interference with Amit’s family problems, his brother commits suicide and when the boys learn of Jas and Samira’s relationship, they boot Jas out of their gang. Sanjay asks Jas to rob his dad’s cell phone store and when Jas refuses, he learns Sanjay’s real identity. Sanjay photo-shopped pictures of Jas and Samira together and said he would send them to her brothers if he doesn’t do what he’s told. Fearing his life Jas does as he’s told, not long after Samira dumps him for acting too aggressive. Soon after attempting to rob his dad’s store, Jas lands in a hospital. He was brutally beaten up possibly by one of Sanjay’s men. When Jas is in hospital and having a confrontation with his parents, we learn that Jas, presumably Jaswinder, turns out to be Jason Bartholomew. His health card shows 19, white, male.