Doing homework becomes a thing of the past! Meet the D Squad, a foursome of fifth graders at the Grand Canyon School made up of a geek, a class clown, a teacher's pet, and a slacker. They are bound together by one very big secret: the homework machine. Because the machine, code-named Belch,... read more
“I showed my graph to Snik. He laughed and said, "If you ask me, you're still a dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork." I believe that will change the results of my experiment.”Brenton Damagatchi
Abraham Lincoln once said “That is cool”? It’s true. I looked it up. He said it in his famous Cooper Union speech. Google it if you don’t believe me.Highlighted by 11 Kindle customers
Suddenly I realized that for all his dorkiness, Brenton was the kind of kid I really want to hang out with.Highlighted by 8 Kindle customers
That was the first time I ever had a homework assignment that was cool.Highlighted by 8 Kindle customers
If everybody was cool, everybody would be the same. Nobody would be cooler than anyone else. There would be nobody to make fun of. So I suppose I serve a purpose, in a weird way.Highlighted by 8 Kindle customers
It’s interesting how things happen sometimes. If I line up ten dominoes and I push over the first one, the others will fall one by one. But if I leave the first one alone, the other dominoes remain standing. Life is like that. The way your life plays out depends on which dominoes you choose to push over and which ones you leave alone. In this case, we pushed over the wrong domino.Highlighted by 7 Kindle customers
straight A’s and I’m in the G&T program. That’s gifted and talented.Highlighted by 7 Kindle customers
Judy: stuck-up. Kelsey: a loser. Brenton: mutant dork from another planet. I was the only cool one.Highlighted by 7 Kindle customers
to print the answers in a typeface that looked like my own handwriting.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
I feel that a person can change himself or herself no more than a giraffe can decide it doesn’t like having a long neck. It would be easy enough to buy the latest clothes and watch the hot new TV shows and surround myself with cool things.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
But I decided that Brenton was probably the coolest kid I ever met. And that includes me. Coolness doesn’t come from having cool stuff or hanging with cool people. It’s not cool to try to be cool. It’s cool to not try to be cool. Brenton just does his own thing. He’s one of these guys who is so uncool that he’s cool. You know what I mean? You reach a point where you cross the line into coolness.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
Followed by Return of the Homework Machine.
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