It's summer vacation -- the weather's great, and all the kids are having fun outside. So where's Greg Heffley? Inside his house, playing video games with the shades drawn.
Greg, a self-confessed "indoor person," is living out his ultimate summer fantasy: no responsibilities and no rules.... read more
The summer that Greg is going to have will be his worst summer ever beginning with him and his best friend Rowley Jefferson going to his country club after school closes for the summer, but Greg is kicked out, because he complained of even the smallest predicaments. Then the beach trip that he... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“The V.I.P Lawn Service has a strict policy when it comes to dog poop, which is that we won't go anywhere near it. So from that point on, whenever I saw something that looked suspicious, I would mow a ten-foot circle around it just to be safe”Greg
“Mama, I'm peeing!”Random kid in pool
“Mama, Bubby threw a wock at the window.”Manny
“I'm starting to think maybe Fregley's a little dangerous,but luckily he doesn't really leave his front yard during the summer. I think his parents must have an electrical fence or something.”Greg
“It'sa me Mario!”Mario
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Preceded by The Last Straw, and followed by The Ugly Truth.
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