Alexia Tarabotti, now Lady Maccon, awakens in the wee hours of the mid-afternoon to find her husband, who should be decently asleep like any normal werewolf, yelling at the top of his lungs. Then he disappears - leaving her to deal with a regiment of supernatural soldiers encamped on her... read more
“I love him so very much. As Romeo did Jugurtha, as Pyramid did Thirsty, as-”Ivy Hisselpenny
“Only in Gothic novels are ghosts linked so, and we both know how utterly fanciful fiction has become recently. Authors never do get the supernatural correct.”Alexia Maccon
“Some more daring scientific philosophers claimed that the manners of the modern age had partly developed in order to keep werewolves calm and well behaved in public. Essentially, the theory was that etiquette somehow turned high society into a kind of pack.”
“Lady Maccon figures she would have to get used to sleeping in the altogether. Although there was that niggling worry that the house might catch fire and cause her to dash about starkers in full view of all. The worry was receding slowly, for she lived with a pack of werewolves and was acclimatizing to their constant nudity - by necessity if not preference. There was, currently, far more hairy masculinity in her life than any Englishwoman should really have to put with on a monthly basis.”
“Alexia threw back her head and yelled, "Tunstell!" She had not quite the lung capacity to match that of her massive husband, but neither was she built on the delicate-flower end of the feminine spectrum. Alexia's father's ancestors had once conquered an empire, and it was when Lady Maccon yelled that people realized how that was accomplished.”
She boasted the general battle-ax demeanor of an especially strict governess. This was the kind of woman who took her tea black, smoked cigars after midnight, played a mean game of cribbage, and kept a bevy of repulsive little dogs. Alexia liked her immediately.Highlighted by 19 Kindle customers
“But why Scotland? I should hate to have to go to Scotland. It is such a barbaric place. It is practically Ireland!”Highlighted by 16 Kindle customers
“Alexia,” she hissed to her friend, “there are knees positively everywhere. What do I do?”Highlighted by 15 Kindle customers
With Ivy walking backward before them and weaving side to side like an iced tea cake with delusions of shepherding,Highlighted by 14 Kindle customers
theory was that etiquette somehow turned high society into a kind of pack.Highlighted by 12 Kindle customers
Ivy waved the wet handkerchief, as much as to say, words cannot possibly articulate my profound distress. Then, because Ivy never settled for meaningful gestures when verbal embellishments could compound the effect, she said, “Words cannot possibly articulate my profound distress.”Highlighted by 12 Kindle customers
She moved with such purpose it was as though she walked with exclamation marks.Highlighted by 11 Kindle customers
Alexia had spent long hours wondering over that mustache. Werewolves did not grow hair, as they did not age. Where had it come from? Had he always had it? For how many centuries had his poor abused upper lip labored under the burden of such vegetation?Highlighted by 11 Kindle customers
There was, currently, far more hairy masculinity in her life than any Englishwoman should really have to put up with on a monthly basis.Highlighted by 10 Kindle customers
It was a constant source of amazement to Alexia that the only thing she had ever done in her entire life that pleased her mama was marry a werewolf.Highlighted by 8 Kindle customers
1. Wherein Things Disappear, Alexia Gets Testy Over Tents, and Ivy Has an Announcement
2. A Plague of Humanization
3. Hat Shopping and Other Difficulties
4. The Proper Use of Parasols
5. Lord Akeldama's Latest
6. The Lady's Dirigible Invitational
7. Problematic Octopuses and Airship Mountaineering
8. Castle Kingair
9. In Which Meringues Are Annihilated
10. Aether Transmissions
11. Chief Sundowner
12. The Great Unwrapping
13. The Latest Fashion from France
14. Changes
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