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The Curable Romantic is a compilation of humorous essays on love and relationships and how we handle them. The anthology’s four sections cover each phase of the modern romance—companionship, courtship, relationship and jumping ship. Each essay addresses critical concerns like who to date, how... read more
introduction
just say no to love
the curable romantic
companionship
want and desire
pithy personality vs. phat physique
love at first sniff
bad pickup lines
love does not compute
don’t call me, i’ll text you
topics to avoid on the first date
six stereotypes for single girls
courtship
how not to screw up your chances for a second date
psychology and the single girl
gift giving in the 21st century
bad romantic gift ideas
tongue wagglin’
undercover lovers
checklist for entertaining overnight guests
the trouble with love triangles
how to tell if you’ve got it
guide to pet names
relationship
an exclusive offer
pro/con list for monogamy
meet her makers
your place or mine
you brought ’er, you adulterer
gift guide for non-wedding anniversaries
seven habits of highly ineffective couples
jumping ship
how to tell when you don’t got it
break hearts, not bones
awkward breakup methods
keepsake disposal for the recently dumped
post-breakup checklist
alone again? naturally
mix tape tracks for the curable romantic
afterword
appendix
about the author
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