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Milo Burke, a development officer at a third-tier university, has “not been developing”: after a run-in with a well-connected undergrad, he finds himself among the burgeoning class of the newly unemployed. Grasping after odd jobs to support his wife and child, Milo is offered one last chance... read more

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This author really beats himself up quite effectively. A study in not succeeding in the office, but writing a very good book.

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  • “We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.”
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  • Stories were like people. We pretended they all counted, but almost none of them did.
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  • “No, I mean, if I were the protagonist of a book or a movie, it would be hard to like me, to identify with me, right?” “I would never read a book like that, Milo. I can’t think of anyone who would. There’s no reason for it.”
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  • You pay a whore to make you feel like a man, you fund a philharmonic to make yourself feel like a refined man.
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  • Child care was like everything else. You got what you paid for, and your child paid for what you could not pay for.
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  • I lost out to kids who lived on hummus and a misapprehension of history, the bright newbies bosses exploit without compunction because these youngsters are, in fact, undercover aristocrats mingling with the peasantry, each stint entered on their résumés another line in the long poem of their riskless youth.
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  • I’d become one of those mistakes you sometimes find in an office, a not unpleasant but mostly unproductive presence bobbing along on the energy tides of others, a walking reminder of somebody’s error in judgment.
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  • We were stuck between meanings. Or we were the last dribbles of something. It was hard to figure. The fall of the Soviet Union, this was, the death of analog. The beginning of aggressively marketed nachos.
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  • But no matter my conversational machinations, I knew the truth. Nobody ever mentioned it, of course. It meant not much. Physical bravery probably held the same value in our milieu as skill at parallel parking: a useful quirk. But the box score stayed in my wallet, or the wallet of my heart, so to speak, a smeared and origamied scrap to remind me how little I resembled the man I figured for the secret chief of my several selves.
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  • You really had to hustle to recruit the right people to prop up your delusions, but the moment somebody broke ranks, or just broke for a protein shake, the whole deal teetered.
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First Sentence edit see section history

America, said Horace, the office temp, was a run-down and demented pimp.

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Sam Lipsyte (Author)

First Edition edit see section history

Original Language: English
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Country: USA
Publication Date: March 4, 2010
ISBN: 9780374298913
Page Count: 302

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Classification edit see section history

  • Library of Congress: PS3562.I648A85 2010
  • Dewey: 813.54

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Reading Level: Adults

A light humorous adult novel. Sex, drugs, language, existential despair. What more could you want?


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