Rory Swenson is a girl drowning in her childhood. She doesn't have a cell phone, can't wear make up, and can't ride big roller coasters. She has been listing all of the things her parents said she could do when she turned twelve. And today is her 12th birthday; she has been waiting for this... read more
Rory Swenson is a girl drowning in her childhood. She doesn't have a cell phone, can't wear make up, and can't ride big roller coasters. She has been listing all of the things her parents said she could do when she turned twelve. And today is her 12th birthday; she has been waiting for this... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“"you won't get what you want, Rory Swenson, until you see what you need.”The old woman from the reservoir
“Looking back, I wish I would've saved one of those wishes, because, if I had, I wouldn't be stuck in this drainpipe right now. Yes, drainpipe.”Rory
“Rory, my Elmo potty is trying to swallow me!”Sawyer
“"Bunny tried to kill me!"”Rory
“Honey, men are wimps. Why do you think it’s women who have the babies?Highlighted by 17 Kindle customers
“I’m naked!” he yells at the unfortunate person on the phone (and the entire restaurant, too), and then tops it off with “I have a naked butt!”Highlighted by 15 Kindle customers
“You won’t get what you want, Rory Swenson, until you see what you need.”Highlighted by 10 Kindle customers
“When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: But when I became a man, I put away childish things.”Highlighted by 9 Kindle customers
“How can someone be hot and cool at the same time? Don’t they cancel each other out?”Highlighted by 9 Kindle customers
She shakes her head. “No. Other people look. You see. Looking isn’t the same as seeing.”Highlighted by 8 Kindle customers
5. Sit in the front seat of the car. 6. Do my homework without anyone checking it. 7. Pick out my own clothes.Highlighted by 7 Kindle customers
“Omigod, I’m so sorry,” I say, bending down to help her pick things up.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
“Because of you, I got to kiss Jake Harrison when you could have done it yourself. Instead he wound up hitting you in the face with a locker!”Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
It’s a huge mess of ground beef, chunks of what I hope are onion but could be anything,Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Preceded by 11 Birthdays, and followed by 13 Gifts.
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