At fourteen, Nick Gautier thinks he knows everything about the world around him. Streetwise, tough, and savvy, his quick sarcasm is the stuff of legends. Until the night when his best friends try to kill him. Saved by a mysterious warrior who has more fighting skills than Chuck Norris, Nick is... read more
“I am a socially awkward mandork.”Nick
“I'd tell you but then I'd have to eat you and since the Simi likes Nick, she don't wanna hurt him.”Simi
“He blinked like a girl and leaned against Ash's shoulder. 'Please don't hurt me, Ash. Please. I don't want to die while I'm still a virgin. At least let me get laid before you kill me - which according to my mom I can't do until I'm married and I can't do that until I finish college. So you have to wait a good ten years before you snuff me. Deal?'”Nick
“Ash shoved him back onto his side of the car. 'You're really not right, are you?'”Ash to Nick
“Yeah, I know. It's all the paint chips I ate as a kid. They were good, but chromosomally damaging.”Nick
“Well, when you chased me through Kyrian's house, I did wet my pants a bit. Guess, I'm not housebroken afterall. My mom will be so disappointed after all she went through to potty train me. But once you let me live ... your big mistake ... now I know you think I'm too cute and fluffy to kill.”Nick to Ash
“You two are 'special' friends.”Nick about Kyrian and Ash
“No. No. No. Definitely not. Not that Acheron is not an attractive man, not that I've really noticed whether or not he's attractive, but male is not my type.”Kyrian took a step away from Acheron
“I don't drown myself in Eau de Duck Urine or look for werewolves in the swamp, unlike some people you know.”Ash to Nick about Mark and Bubba
“Why you wearing those sunglasses inside when it's dark, Geek boy?”Nick to Ash
“'Cause no matter where I go, the sun is always shining on me.”Ash let fly a cocky grin
“Oh the horror. Guess I'll have to trade the piece of junk in and get a new one if that happens. By the way, don't breathe on the upholstery or I may have to gut you.”Ash to Nick when Nick said that he couldn't possibly touch Ash's Porsche 911 Turbo lest he leaves a fingerprint behind
“How can this be your car?”Nick to Ash
“Well, I wrote a really big check that didn't bounce to the dealer and then the most amazing thing happened... The salesman gave me the keys and let me take it home. It was like magic”Ash to Nick
“Only I'm allowed to be that sarcastic.”Nick gave Ash a peeved glare
“Sheez. My mom's a vegan. She grounded me for six months last summer when I ate a cheeseburger at McDonald's. Can you imagine how long she'd ground me for eating a person?”Jason
“I definitely want to be her chew toy.”Jason
“No offense, but I know what they do to good-looking guys in prison and I'm way too cute to be resisted.”Eric
“Karatei!”Nick
““That which doesn’t kill us just requires a few centuries of therapy” “Yeah, and usually alot of tylenol””Caleb and Nick
“I also eat babies for breakfast and torure animals for fun. My therapist says that I'm making real progress though."”Caleb to Nick's mom
“"If it is our destiny to be hit by the train, we will be hit by the train. The only thing we can change is how the train turns us into a hamburger."”Nick "prolouge"
“"Too bad they dont disintegrate into dust, huh? I have to say I much prefer the monster who clean up after themselves."”Kyrian
“When Bubba repudiated you, you knew you were the poster child for weird."”Nick
“"it must be some mutant form of maternal bipolar. There was no other explanation for the frightening mood swings."”Nick
“Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on."”Nick Gautier
“"Leave it to me to find the only book known to sass its owner." "What are you doing?" "At the moment, wishing I could burn a book."”Nick and Ian
tragedy and adversity are the stones we sharpen our swords against so that we can fight new battles.Highlighted by 104 Kindle customers
“Intentions don’t matter. It’s the end result we’re all judged by. Evil in the name of good is still evil. And when you dance with the devil you seldom get to pick the tune.”Highlighted by 83 Kindle customers
“Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity.Highlighted by 69 Kindle customers
Let me see truth. Never let flattery or hatred blind me. This is my life and I will live it wisely. For me.Highlighted by 66 Kindle customers
That which doesn’t kill us just requires a few centuries of therapy.”Highlighted by 57 Kindle customers
Free will. Some have called it the greatest gift bestowed on humanity. It is our ability to control what happens to us and exactly how it happens. We are the masters of our fate and no one can foist their will on us unless we allow it.Highlighted by 54 Kindle customers
Destiny is a freight train rolling along on a set course that only the conductor knows. When we get to the railroad crossing in our car, we can choose to stop and wait for the train to pass us by, or try to pull out in front of it and beat that bad boy across. That choice is our free will.Highlighted by 49 Kindle customers
We are only pawns to a higher power that our meager human brains can’t even begin to understand or comprehend.Highlighted by 40 Kindle customers
They were both rays of sunshine that broke through the darkest cloud … In hell.Highlighted by 39 Kindle customers
I am a socially awkward mandork.”Highlighted by 35 Kindle customers
Prologue
Chapter 1-18
Epilogue
Followed by Invincible.
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