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Description
About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously,... read more
Cast of Characters/Important People
- Belle Goose: AKA Bella Swann
- Edwart Mullen: AKA Edward Cullen
- Jim Goose: AKA Charlie Swann
Memorable Quotes
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“"So, Belle, what's new today?" "Dad," I said, grasping his hand and looking directly into his eyes. "I am in the deepest love that has ever occured in the history of the world." "Gosh, Belle. When someone asks you, 'What's new?' the correct answer is, 'not much'. Besides isn't it a little too soon to cut yourself off from the rest of your peers, depending on a boyfriend to satisfy your social needs as opposed to making friends? Imagine what would happen if something forced that boy to leave! I'm imagining pages and pages would happen - with nothing but the name of the month on them." "If Edwart ever left, I'd find some other monster to hang out with. You know I don't like real people. I have no social skills," I said. "I guess I'm kind of like my dad in that way." I smiled generously. I wasn't usually this emotional with him, and it felt good.”
Belle Goose (aka Bella Swann) & Jim Goose (aka Charlie Swann)
First Sentence
The hot Phoenix sun glared down on the car windowsill where my bare, pallid arm dangled shamelessly.
Table of Contents
1. First Look
2. Rescue
3. Handprick
4. Researched
5. Shopping
6. Woods
7. The Mullens
8. Cemetary
9. Invitation
10. Vampire Prom
11. Rightful Place
Authors & Contributors
- The Harvard Lampoon (Author)
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