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Fern is glaring thirty in the face and can't ignore the love lies any longer. Life with Adam was amazing once - although these days swinging from the chandeliers means D.I.Y not S.E.X. She believes a romantic wedding should be the next step but Adam just won't go down on one knee. Then a... read more

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  • Fern: Fern is the main character of this book. At 30 years old, she is ready to get married and start living her life. Flowers have always been her lifelong passion, and she made a career of it by working as a florist in her friend's flower shop. Fern is ambitious and her goal is to simply be happy with the people she loves, but she is also impatient and often makes hasty decisions. However, she knows what she wants and she always does what she thinks is right.
  • Scott Taylor: Scott is one of the UK's hottest rock stars. Sexy, exuberant, and wild, Scott is any girl's dream man. He comes off as passionate, kind, and caring, but also has a very big selfish streak that gets him into trouble. He relies heavily on other people to manage his problems, but he pushes hard to achieve success.
  • Adam: Adam is Fern's boyfriend of four years. He works as a rigger in the music industry, and doesn't have too much planned for his future. He seems non-committal and unsure of his next step, but he is fiercely loyal to those he loves. Adam comes off as a simple guy, but has a lot of surprising characteristics that make him intelligent and obviously attractive.
  • Jess: Jess is one of Fern's best friends. Forever single, Jess likes to party hard and change men like she changes shoes. She lives with Adam and Fern in their flat, and works as a book shop manager. While Jess may not make great decisions, she is fiercely loyal to her friends and tries her best to make everyone happy.
  • Lisa: Lisa is Fern's other best friend. The most level-headed member of the group, Lisa often gives advice to the other girls and acts as their rock during difficult times. Lisa fulfilled her lifelong goal of marrying rich, having kids, and managing her household with her husband's platinum credit card.
  • Ben: Ben is technically Fern's boss because he owns the flower shop where Fern works, but they are also very close friends. Ben is very flamboyant, outspoken and the go-to guy for fashion advice and gossip. While Ben does care very deeply for Fern, he is also very concerned about his own popularity, and ends up having a selfish streak that leads him to make bad decisions.
  • Mark: Mark is Scott's manager. He is a middle aged man who has a lot of experience in the music industry, so he knows what it takes to be successful. Sometimes he seems kind and caring, but his priority is cleaning up Scott's messes and getting him the most attention possible. As a result, he is actually quite careless and will do whatever it takes to get and stay rich.
  • Saadi: Saadi is Scott's personal assistant. She is very organized, driven, and good at what she does. She does not show much emotion in the book because she too is responsible for cleaning up Scott's messes. As such, she seems cold, and Fern is quite intimidated by her.
  • Rick: Rick is Fern's little brother. Out of all the siblings in their family, Rick and Fern seems to be the closest. Rick becomes more prominent after Fern gets to know Scott, but is not very outspoken. However, he is very supportive of Fern's decisions, and makes her feel better when she needs a pick-me up.
  • Fiona: Fiona is Fern's older sister. They don't have much contact over the course of the book, but Fiona gives Fern good advice when she needs it most.
  • Charlie: Lisa's good enough husband.
  • Colleen LaFontaine: Colleen is Fern's wedding planner. She talks a lot about wedding details and helps Fern prepare for the big day.
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  • “In the past we often came at the same time. Now, it's unusual if we both are in the room at the same time.”
    Fern
  • “Sadly, my best friends shake their heads. I know they love me enough to want to lie to me and enough not to do so.”
    Fern
  • “Right now, I could do with some hard abuse of my commitment-phobic boyfriend in the name of female solidarity.”
    Fern
  • “This might be the first moment of my grown-up life. The happily ever after I'm hankering for. I might just be about to receive the allatrope of carbon that makes every girl a princess.”
    Fern
  • “My tolerance is soused; pickled in 13.7 per cent proof wine.”
    Fern
  • “'Yeah, that might have helped, but I think it was because of you,' says Scott. The 'you' is dropped like an atom bomb. It mushrooms and eclipses everything that has gone before.”
  • “'I'm sorry for Adam,' he whispers in my ear. 'To have held you like this and then to have let you slip away, how does a man live with a mistake like that?'”
  • “My family never visit me at my flat because it's hard to squeeze all the animals of the zoo into a bird cage.”
    Fern
  • “He kisses my shoulder again and my resistance shivers like a leaf hanging by a thread from a tree.”
  • “I even scribbled something on the hotel wallpaper this morning. It's great. It's a forlorn space, the place that's left where ideas used to be made.”
  • “I think LA is a little like a big plate of microwave lasagne; empty calories but tasty. The trick is not to gorge yourself, not to eat the whole thing- believe the whole thing- because you'll be left feeling sick.”
    Scott
  • “We kiss again and I don't tell her that my hope has a way of vanishing; I spend it like liquid gold.”
    Scott
  • “Poor Fern, I think she's beginning to realize that the tiresome thing about getting what you want is that you always have to lose what you had.”
    Scott
  • “I can already see stall after stall of colourful amaryllis, hydrangeas, chrysanthemums, and gerberas; the sight of them is the equivalent of seeing a good friend holding a glass of wine and a bar of chocolate.”
    Fern
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  • NCT: National Council of Teachers of English

First Sentence edit see section history

I have taken a bullet.

Table of Contents edit see section history

Prologue: Scott
Chapter 1. Fern
Chapter 2. Fern
Chapter 3. Scott
Chapter 4. Fern
Chapter 5. Fern
Chapter 6. Fern
Chapter 7. Fern
Chapter 8. Fern
Chapter 9. Fern
Chapter 10. Fern
Chapter 11. Fern
Chapter 12. Fern
Chapter 13. Scott
Chapter 14. Fern
Chapter 15. Fern
Chapter 16. Fern
Chapter 17. Fern
Chapter 18. Fern
Chapter 19. Fern
Chapter 20. Fern
Chapter 21. Scott
Chapter 22. Fern
Chapter 23. Fern
Chapter 24. Fern
Chapter 25. Fern
Chapter 26. Fern
Chapter 27. Scott
Chapter 28. Fern
Chapter 29. Fern
Chapter 30. Fern
Chapter 31. Fern
Chapter 32. Fern
Chapter 33. Fern
Chapter 34. Scott
Chapter 35. Fern
Chapter 36. Fern
Chapter 37. Fern
Chapter 38. Fern
Chapter 39. Fern
Chapter 40. Fern
Chapter 41. Scott
Chapter 42. Fern
Chapter 43. Scott
Chapter 44. Fern
Chapter 45. Fern
Chapter 46. Fern
Chapter 47. Fern
Chapter 48. Fern
Chapter 49. Fern
Chapter 50. Fern
Chapter 51. Fern
Chapter 52. Fern
Chapter 53. Fern
Chapter 54. Fern
Chapter 55. Fern
Chapter 56. Scott
Chapter 57. Fern
Chapter 58. Scott
Chapter 59. Fern
Chapter 60. Fern
Chapter 61. Fern
Chapter 62. Fern
Chapter 63. Scott
Chapter 64. Fern
Chapter 65. Fern
Chapter 66. Fern
Chapter 67. Fern
Chapter 68. Fern
Chapter 69. Scott
Chapter 70. Fern
Chapter 71. Fern
Chapter 72. Fern
Chapter 73. Fern
Chapter 74. Fern

Acknowledgements

Glossary edit see section history

  • pomander: a ball or perforated container of sweet-smelling substances such as herbs and spices
  • surreptitiously: kept secret, esp. because it would not be approved of
  • voluble: speaking or spoken incessantly and fluently
  • pugnacious: eager or quick to argue, quarrel, or fight
  • tawdry: showy but cheap and of poor quality
  • kowtowed: kneel and touch the ground with the forehead in worship
  • pedantic: of or like a pedant
  • gamine: a girl with mischievous or boyish charm

Themes & Symbolism edit see section history

  • War Bar: This is a bar in the book where Fern, Jess and Lisa go one night. Fern states that the name is suitable for the venue, and Jess alludes to the appropriateness of the name for what goes on in the bar. "At least the place is well named; everyone does appear a little shell-shocked. Jess is always telling me that the competition is tough, 'out there'."

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Adele Parks (Author)

First Edition edit see section history

Original Language: English
Publisher: Penguin
Country: UK
Publication Date: July 30, 2009
ISBN: 0141035579
Page Count: 530

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