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Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs
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Glory St. Claire: Book 5

Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs (2010) (edit title/settings)

by Gerry Bartlett (Author) (edit contributors)

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Glory St. Clair loves soaking up Hollywood's vampire nightlife with her sexy Scottish lover, Jeremiah. Especially when she meets a vampire/ diet guru who promises to give her the body she's wanted for centuries. One problem: his clan and Jeremiah's are ancient enemies. But Glory's not about to... read more

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GLORY JUMPS AT THE CHANCE TO SHED THOSE EXTRA POUNDS SHE'S CARRIED AROUND FOR FOUR HUNDRED YEARS -- BUT THE PRICE IS A NIGHTMARE.

Glory St. Clair loves soaking up Hollywood's vampire nightlife with her sexy Scottish lover, Jeremiah Campbell. Especially when their after-hours club hop... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)

GLORY JUMPS AT THE CHANCE TO SHED THOSE EXTRA POUNDS SHE'S CARRIED AROUND FOR FOUR HUNDRED YEARS -- BUT THE PRICE IS A NIGHTMARE.

Glory St. Clair loves soaking up Hollywood's vampire nightlife with her sexy Scottish lover, Jeremiah Campbell. Especially when their after-hours club hop takes them to Hollywood Boulevard and a meeting with a man who offers to fulfill Glory's dream.

Vampire/diet guru Ian MacDonald promises to give her the body she's wanted for centuries. One problem: His clan and Jeremiah's are ancient enemies. But Glory's not about to let a stupid family feud come between her and slender bliss.

How strange, though, that Ian's supplements are causing such hair-raising nightmares. And what about the freakish sleepwalking that nearly fries off the pounds when she wakes up in the sun? It's all leaving Glory to wonder: How much is she really willing to risk for her hips? And how much (and precisely what) is she willing to lose?

Characters edit see section history

  • Glory St. Clair: Shop owner. vampire, lover of Blade
  • Jermiah Blade: is a vampire, lover of Glory, a Highlander from Scotland, and protective of Glory.
  • Israel Caine: aka Ray; vampire rock star, Glory is mentoring him, and interest in Glory.
  • Flo: Glory's best friend, is a vampire, and married to Richard.
  • Richard: is a vampire, married to Flo, and protective of her.
  • Rafe: is a shifter, who's bodyguarding Glory, and ususally in dog form.
  • Brittany: is a shifter and bodyguard Israel Caine
  • Ian MacDonald: is a vampire and scientist develop products for vampires.
  • Damian: is a vampire and Flo's brother.
  • Trina: works for Ian, who wants to be vampire, and blood donor. She desires Glory.
  • Chip Collins: is the owner of Israel's record label and is a vampire.
  • Nathan: is Israel's manger and best friend.
  • Zia: is a producer to hype Israel Caine's Grammy nomination.
  • Melanie: is a fashion designer for reality show, has tattoos, and likes Israel Caine.
  • Darren: is a fashion designer for reality show
  • Butch Cassidy: is a fashion designer for reality show
  • Angus: Jermiah's father
  • Mag: Jermiah's mother and dislikes Glory
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First Sentence edit see section history

You know, there's something very unsexy about meeting your lover behind a dumpster.

Table of Contents edit see section history

Chapter 1 - 19

Series & Lists edit see section history

This is book 5 of 8 in Glory St. Claire. (standard series)

Preceded by Real Vampires Don't Diet, and followed by Real Vampires Have More to Love.

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Gerry Bartlett (Author)

First Edition edit see section history

Original Language: English
Publisher: Berkley Books
Country: United States
Publication Date: February 2, 2010
ISBN: 978-0425232231
Page Count: 352

Classification edit see section history

  • Library of Congress: PS3602.A83945 R428 2010
  • Dewey: 813.6

Notes for Parents edit see section history

Reading Level: Adults

Explicit sexual content

Books with Additional Background Information edit see section history

   
  • Real Vampires Have Curves
  • Real Vampires Live Large
  • Real Vampires Get Lucky
  • Real Vampires Don't Diet

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