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I feel like a failure. It's now been 351 days since I had sex. That's a carnal drought. If Bob Geldof knew about it he'd hold a concert. Sarah Sargeant has been single for three years and nine months. She has just spent five months plucking up the courage to ask out a balding man with a paunch... read more
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- Sarah Sargeant: Add a description of this character.
- Simon
- Pauline
- Julia
- Eamonn Nigels
- Saxe
- Nikki
- Jules
- Marcus
- Ruth
- Bertrand
- Rachel Bird
- George
- Clive
- Maureen
- Sam
- Rosie
- Fran
- Phil
- Val
- Gail
- Sebastian
- Carlos
- Stephen Fry
- Selina Gutteridge
- Denzel
- Denise
- Maggie
- Bonnie
- Kiefer Sutherland
- Chantelle
- Glenda
- Geoff
- Alistair
- Alfie
- Cockalada
- Keane
First Sentence edit
I'm single.
Authors & Contributors edit
- Lucy Anne Holmes (Author)
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