Dear Reader, Being trapped in a bedroom with a woman is a grand thing.
Being trapped in hundreds of bedrooms over two thousand years isn't....
And being cursed into a book as a love-slave for eternity can ruin even a Spartan warrior's day.
As a love-slave, I knew everything... read more
“Oh, sorry."Grace hugged the book to her breast and closed her eyes. "Come and ease my aching loins,O great Julian of Macedon, Julian of Macedon, Julian of Macedon.”Grace
“Cupid, you worthless bastard, I summon you to human form.”Julian
“She couldn't very well let him join her in bed like that. "Sure you could." "No I can't." "Please?" "Hush, self, let me think.”Grace
“My God, that was Cupid! Cupid.The real thing.The cute little cherub who hands out hearts." "Cupid is anything but cute. As for handing out hearts, he's more likely to rip them out.”Selena and Julian
“Come with me, my Macedonian love-slave, and I will tell you of Peter Pan and his Lost Boys.”Grace
“You can’t fear dying when you have no reason to live.”Highlighted by 38 Kindle customers
No power from above can make one human love another. Love comes from within the heart.”Highlighted by 21 Kindle customers
“Cupid, you worthless bastard, I summon you to human form.”Highlighted by 12 Kindle customers
“Because I’m not some alley cat with her tail up in the air waiting for the nearest Tom to come over, stick it in, and leave.”Highlighted by 11 Kindle customers
“It’s a beautiful day to die. What say we slay as many of these bastards as we can before we pay Charon?”Highlighted by 9 Kindle customers
“Do you know, I can feel your presence all over my body? With every sense I possess?” he asked, then opened his eyes to pin her with a hot stare.Highlighted by 9 Kindle customers
“That guy I showed you…Julian…is a Greek love-slave who is completely controlled by, and devoted to, whoever summons him.”Highlighted by 8 Kindle customers
Yeah, right, this was just like the time in college when Lanie had talked her into using a Ouija board and Lanie had made it say that Grace would marry a Greek god by the time she was thirty and have six kids by him. To this day, Selena refused to admit that she’d been pushing the planchette.Highlighted by 7 Kindle customers
she could almost believe Selena was a mystical Gypsy.Highlighted by 7 Kindle customers
Shanna, which had started her addiction to romance novels. The Wolfling, which had introduced her to science fiction. And her prized Bimbos of the Death Sun, which had been her very first mystery novel.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
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