Written with a delightfully dry sense of humour and the wisdom of a born storyteller, Major Pettigrew's Last Stand explores the risks one takes when pursuing happiness in the face of family obligation and tradition. When retired Major Pettigrew strikes up an unlikely friendship with Mrs.... read more
When retired Major Pettigrew strikes up an unlikely friendship with Mrs. Ali, the Pakistani village shopkeeper, he is drawn out of his regimented world and forced to confront the realities of life in the twenty-first century. Brought together by a shared love of literature and the loss of... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“The world is full of small ignorances. We must all do our best to ignore them and thereby keep them small.”Mrs. Ali
“He was tempted to celebrate his own boldness with a large glass of Scotch, but as he reached the kitchen he decided that a large glass of sodium bicarbonate would be more prudent.”
“America wielded her huge power in the world with a brash confidence that reminded him of a toddler who had got hold of a hammer.”
“Passion is all very well, but it wouldn't do to spill the tea.”Major Pettigrew
“The Maharajah's wife throws herself upon the protection of the British officer. He is only one man, but by God he is an Englishman.”Daisy Green
“We are all small-minded people, creeping about the earth grubbing for our own advantage and making the very mistakes for which we want to humiliate our neighbors.”Major Pettigrew
“Don't start getting all excited. That testicle is still in traction.”Roger Pettigrew
“"Pretty extreme way to call things off. Why doesn't he just send her a text message?"”Roger
“From the nation that conquered the West wearing leather chaps and hats made from dead squirrel.”Major Pettigrew
“He had forgotten that grief does not decline in a straight line or along a slow curve like a graph in a child's math book. Instead, it was almost as if his body contained a big pile of garden rubbish full both of heavy lumps of dirt and of sharp thorny brush that would stab him when he least expected it.”Narrator referring to Major Pettigrew
“Such an awful fragility of love, he thought, that plans are made and broken and remade in these gaps between rational behaviour.”Major Pettigrew
“Neither would a pair of fine guns make anyone a bigger man, he reminded himself, resolving to remain humble all day despite the compliments he was bound to receive.”
“"It's funny," she said, "to be suddenly presented with the possibility of making new friends. One begins to accept, at a certain age, that one has already made all the friends to which one is entitled. One becomes used to them as a static set - with some attrition, of course. People move far away, they become busy with their lives..." ΒΆ "Sometimes they leave us for good," added the Major, feeling his throat constrict. "Dashed inconsiderate of them, I say."”
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