"There's no better guide than Allyson when journeying through the surreal world of fan/celebrity interaction. She's smart, insightful and, best of all, supremely snarky." -- David Fury, Co-Executive Producer, Angel, Lost, 24 "Allyson is a damned entertaining writer." -- Tim... read more
Allyson Beatrice lives a not-quite-ordinary life. Her job and almost everyone she knows are the result of spending too much time on the Internet talking about vampires, slayers and lesbian witches. And her encounters are even more unusual than you'd imagine. A hilarious collection of true... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
1. Everyday Apocalypses
2. Will the vampire People Please Leave the Lobby?
3. Minearest and Dearest
4. Munchausen's by Internet
5. Party Politics
6. The Misery Effect
7. Deus ex Machina
8. The Bronze is Dead. Long Life the Bronze!
9. The Internet Wants Your Daughters
10. Save Firefly
11. Celebrity Pussy
12. High Stakes 2004 Fundraiser for Kerry/Edwards
13. Imposter!
14. Safe Harbor from Ann Arbor
15. Gay Wedding Tree
16. Random Acts of PayPal
17. Together, Alone
18. About the Author
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