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"There's no better guide than Allyson when journeying through the surreal world of fan/celebrity interaction. She's smart, insightful and, best of all, supremely snarky." -- David Fury, Co-Executive Producer, Angel, Lost, 24 "Allyson is a damned entertaining writer." -- Tim... read more

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Allyson Beatrice lives a not-quite-ordinary life. Her job and almost everyone she knows are the result of spending too much time on the Internet talking about vampires, slayers and lesbian witches. And her encounters are even more unusual than you'd imagine. A hilarious collection of true... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)

Allyson Beatrice lives a not-quite-ordinary life. Her job and almost everyone she knows are the result of spending too much time on the Internet talking about vampires, slayers and lesbian witches. And her encounters are even more unusual than you'd imagine. A hilarious collection of true stories from Allyson's days as one of the Internet's leading cult TV fan gurus, her mind-boggling escapades include meetings with network executives in dark steakhouses to try to save doomed TV shows and one hastily arranged wedding for two committed Buffy fans. Honest, emotional and side-splittingly snarky, Allyson Beatrice brings a fresh voice to these wild but true stories. Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby? welcomes you to a fun and sometimes bizarre world where stupidity frustrates, wit triumphs and connections are made in most unlikely ways...a world, in fact, not too different from our own.

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First Sentence edit see section history

I haven't given much thought to Buffy the Vampire Slayer since the series ended in May 2003.

Table of Contents edit see section history

1. Everyday Apocalypses
2. Will the vampire People Please Leave the Lobby?
3. Minearest and Dearest
4. Munchausen's by Internet
5. Party Politics
6. The Misery Effect
7. Deus ex Machina
8. The Bronze is Dead. Long Life the Bronze!
9. The Internet Wants Your Daughters
10. Save Firefly
11. Celebrity Pussy
12. High Stakes 2004 Fundraiser for Kerry/Edwards
13. Imposter!
14. Safe Harbor from Ann Arbor
15. Gay Wedding Tree
16. Random Acts of PayPal
17. Together, Alone
18. About the Author

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  1. Allyson Beatrice (Author)

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Original Language: English
Publisher: Sourcebooks Trade
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Publication Date: 2007
ISBN: 1402208456
Page Count: 272

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