Fat Vampire (2010) (edit title/settings)

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Characters edit see section history

• Douglas: The fat fifteen year old who is turned into a vampire in the very beginning of the book; main character.
• Douglas Lee: lazy, in high school, a vampire who finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever.
• Alan: Host of a failing reality t.v. show about vampire hunting
• Cat: Gothic high schooler who houses the foreign exchange student.
• doug: Doug just has been turned into a vampire and is having trouble fitting in at school because he is very fat. He is looking for a girl to feed off of.
• Jay: Comic book nerd and best friend to main character Doug
• Sejal: An indian girl who has the Google and is sent to live with a family in America. She is learning the new ways in America.
• Signora Polidori: Add a description of this character.
• Victor: Fellow high schooler and vampire. VERY jock-ish.
• Abby

Quotes edit see section history

• “"I think... Ithink sometimes you think you're the hero of the story, and sometimes you think you're the victim," said the voice. "But you're not either."”

  Sejal

• “"I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda," he mumbled. "I should be a video game."”

  Doug Lee

• “"Right. Those fucktards couldn't find a vampire in a phone booth."”

  Victor

Setting & Locations edit see section history

• India
• San Diego
• West Philadelphia
• America
• New York
• South Street

First Sentence edit see section history

Series & Lists edit see section history

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

1. Adam Rex (Author)

First Edition edit see section history

Awards edit see section history

• Amazon Best of the Month (July 2010, #8)

Notes for Parents edit see section history

Has dumb boy humor in it and some crude language AND lots of homosexuality jokes.

Subjects edit see section history

• Books › Teens › Social Issues › Being a Teen