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Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same. ... read more

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  • Douglas Lee: lazy, in high school, a vampire who finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever.
  • Alan: Host of a failing reality t.v. show about vampire hunting
  • Cat: Add a description of this character.
  • doug: Doug just has been turned into a vampire and is having trouble fitting in at school because he is very fat. He is looking for a girl to feed off of.
  • Jay: Doug's human best freind
  • Sejal: An indian girl who has the Google and is sent to live with a family in America. She is learning the new ways in America.
  • Signora Polidori
  • Victor
  • Abby
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Quotes edit see section history

  • “"I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda," he mumbled. "I should be a video game."”
    Doug Lee
  • “"Right. Those fucktards couldn't find a vampire in a phone booth."”
    Victor

First Sentence edit see section history

Doug came to, lying on his back in what felt and smelled like a field.

Series & Lists edit see section history

This book is in Kirkus Reviews: Funny Paranormal Teen Reads. (authoritative list)

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Adam Rex (Author)

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Original Language: English
Publisher: Balzer + Bray (an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers)
Country: United States of America
Publication Date: 2010
ISBN: 978-0-06-192090-5
Page Count: 324

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