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In this wickedly funny book, Joe Queenan is back in the movie theater, heckling the stars, directors, producersand audiencesthat define todays film industry. Setting out to torment innocent moviegoers, Queenan is in top formand loving itin this fun-filled, hilarious new collection of tirades... read more

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  • Joe Queenan: The Storyteller, the Singer of Songs, Essayist, People's Poet.
  • David Geffen: Music producer who's ass is profusely kissed by Lynda Obst
  • Jeff Bridges: One who is forced to repeatedly kiss Barbra Streisand
  • Kevin Costner: One who has the head caught in lawn-mower look in "The Bodyguard"
  • Kirk Douglas: Cast as doofus Vincent Van Gogh
  • Michael Douglas: One who's hair in "Falling Down" causes agitation among ethnic stereotypes.
  • Mickey Rourke: A likable terrorist. A Marlboro Man.
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Two years ago, Movieline published an extremely controversial article ("Don't Try This at Home") in which I proved that movies bore no resemblance to reality as we know it.

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