How to catch the love of your life . . . with his pants down! Jillian Greene is always getting caught in the act -- it's her job! Working at Catch A Mate, Jillian gets paid by suspicious wives to smile, flirt and prove that no man can be trusted around the opposite sex. Her only ground... read more
Chapter 1 - Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Chapter 2 - I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Chapter 3 - Excuse me, I need your phone number to give to my friend so he'll know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.
Chapter 4 - There are two-hundred-and-sixty-five bones in the human body. How'd you like one more?
Chapter 5 - If its true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
Chapter 6 - Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Chapter 7 - You're so beautiful, I'd never kick you out of bed ... unless you wanted to do it on the floor.
Chapter 8 - The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Chapter 9 - If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Chapter 10 - My magic watch tells me you're naked - wait maybe it's a few minutes fast.
Chapter 11 - Do you live on a chicken farm? No? Well, you sure do know how to raise cocks.
Chapter 12 - If I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Chapter 13 - Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Shall I call you or nudge you?
Chapter 14 - How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Chapter 15 - That outfit looks good on you ... but it would look better in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Chapter 16 - Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Chapter 17 - What do you say we go back to my room and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.
Chapter 18 - Do you wash you pants with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
Chapter 19 - There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Chapter 20 - Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
Chapter 21 - Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew.
Chapter 22 - I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Chapter 23 - Are those space pants, because your ass is out of this world.
Chapter 24 - If I tell you my name, will you scream it while I pleasure you?
Chapter 25 - Great news! I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Chapter 26 - Wow. You with those curves and me with no brakes.
Chapter 27 - How do you like your eggs in the morning?
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