The story of Anthony Bourdain's discovery of food and subsequent life long love affair with the culinary arts. Bourdain relates his own experiences in the kitchen on the way to becoming a chef in New York City restaurants.
When Chef Anthony Bourdain wrote "Don't Eat Before You Read This" in The New Yorker, he spared no one's appetite, revealing what goes on behind the kitchen door. In "Kitchen Confidential", he expanded that appetizer into a deliciously funny, delectable shocking banquet that lays out his 25... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“If you're willing to risk some slight lower GI distress for one of those Italian sweet sausages at the street fair, or for a slice of pizza you just know has been sitting on the board for an hour or two, why not take a chance on the good stuff.”
“Like I said before, your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park.”
“Wipe yourself down with antiseptic towelettes every time you pass a restaurant.”
“I often use the hypothetical out-of-control ice-cream truck. What would happen if you were walking across the street and were suddenly hit by a careening Mister Softee truck? As you lie there, in your last few moments of consciousness, what kind of final regrets flash through your mind? 'I should have had a last cigarette!' might be one. Or, 'I should have dropped acid with everybody else back in '74!' Maybe: 'I should have done that hostess after all!' Something along the lines of: 'I should have had more fun in my life! I should have relaxed a little more, enjoyed myself a little more..'That was never my problem. When they're yanking a fender out my chest cavity, I will decidedly not be regretting missed opportunities for a good time. My regrets will be more along the lines of a sad list of people hurt, people let down, assets wasted and advantages squandered. - p. 272”
“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans ... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit.”
““If you're willing to risk some slight lower GI distress for one of those Italian sweet sausages at the street fair, or for a slice of pizza you just know has been sitting on the board for an hour or two, why not take a chance on the good stuff.””
“Orwell's Down and Out in Paris and London is invaluable. As is Nicolas Freleng's The Kitchen, David Blum's Flash in the Pan, the Batterberrys' fine account of American restaurant history, On the Town in New York, and Joseph Mitchell's Up in the Old Hotel. Read the old masters: Escoffier, Bocuse et al as well as the Young Turks: Keller, Marco-Pierre White, and more recent generations of innovators and craftsmen.”
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Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food.Highlighted by 201 Kindle customers
If you need instruction on how to handle a knife without lopping off a finger, I recommend Jacques Pepin's La Technique.Highlighted by 164 Kindle customers
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offset serrated knife. It's basically a serrated knife set into an ergonomic handle; it looks like a 'Z' that's been pulled out and elongated.Highlighted by 142 Kindle customers
Demi-glace. There are a lot of ways to make demi-glace, but I recommend you simply take your already reduced meat stock, add some red wine, toss in some shallots and fresh thyme and a bay leaf and peppercorns, and slowly, slowly simmer it and reduce it again until it coats a spoon. Strain. Freeze this stuff in an ice-cube tray, pop out a cube or two as needed, and you are in business — you can rule the world. And remember, when making a sauce with demi-glace, don't forget to monter au beurre.Highlighted by 128 Kindle customers
Orwell's Down and Out in Paris and London is invaluable. As is Nicolas Freleng's The Kitchen, David Blum's Flash in the Pan, the Batterberrys' fine account of American restaurant history, On the Town in New York, and Joseph Mitchell's Up in the Old Hotel. Read the old masters: Escoffier, Bocuse et al as well as the Young Turks: Keller, Marco-Pierre White, and more recent generations of innovators and craftsmen.Highlighted by 128 Kindle customers
Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter-faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn.Highlighted by 126 Kindle customers
Like I said before, your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Highlighted by 123 Kindle customers
F. Dick makes a good one for about twenty-five bucks. It's stainless steel, but since it's serrated it doesn't really matter; after a couple of years of use, if the teeth start to wear down, you just buy yourself another one.Highlighted by 59 Kindle customers
Acknowledgments
Preface
Appetizer
-A Note from the Chef
First Course
-Food is Good
-Food is Sex
-Food is Pain
-Inside the CIA
-The Return of Mel Carne
Second Course
-Who Cooks?
-From Our Kitchen to Your Table
-How to Cook Like the Pros
-Owner's Syndrome and Other Medical Anomalies
-Bigfoot
Third Course
-I Make My Bones
-The Happy Time
-Chef of the Future!
-Apocalypse Now
-The Wilderness Years
-What I Know About Meat
-Pino Noir: Tuscan Interlude
Dessert
-A Day in the Life
-Sous-Chef
-The Level of Discourse
-Other Bodies
-Adam Real-Last-Name-Unknown
-Department of Human Resources
Coffee And A Cigarette
-The Life of Bryan
-Mission to Tokyo
-So You Want to Be a Chef? A Commencement Address
-Kitchen's Closed
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