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The Ankh-Morpork Post Office is running like . . . well, not at all like a government office. The mail is delivered promptly; meetings start and end on time; five out of six letters relegated to the Blind Letter Office ultimately wend their way to the correct addresses. Postmaster General... read more

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  • “The Royal Bank of Ankh Morpork was the ugliest building NOT to have won any architectural awards.”
    Narrator
  • “Shame, Ignominy and Mr Fusspot (the dog) were staring him in the face, but only of them was licking it.”
    Moist Von Lipwig
  • “Mr Lipwig, do I need a badge that says tyrant?”
    Vetinari
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  • THERE WERE MEETINGS. There were always meetings. And they were dull, which is part of the reason they were meetings. Dull likes company.
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The Discworld

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They lay in the dark, guarding.

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Author's Note
1. Chapter 1
2. Chapter 2
3. Chapter 3
4. Chapter 4
5. Chapter 5
6. Chapter 6
7. Chapter 7
8. Chapter 8
9. Chapter 9
10. Chapter 10
11. Chapter 11
12. Chapter 12
13. Chapter 13
Epilogue

Series & Lists edit see section history

This is book 36 of 53 in Discworld. (standard series)

Preceded by Wintersmith, and followed by Unseen Academicals.

This is book 2 of 2 in Moist von Lipwig. (standard series)

Preceded by Going Postal.

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  1. Terry Pratchett (Author)

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Original Language: English
Publisher: Harper
Country: Add the country of publication.
Publication Date: September 18, 2007
ISBN: 978-0061161643
Page Count: 400

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