"An amusing, astonishing debut . . . about how a family learns to let go of the past and live and love in the present." — The Atlanta Journal-Constitution With this wise, tender, and deeply funny novel, Marina Lewycka takes her place alongside Zadie Smith and Monica Ali as a writer... read more
“"It's the testosterone surge," says Mike as we follow my father through the busy Saturday morning streets.."Look, his back is traightened up, his arthritis is better. We can hardly keep up with him."..."Oh you men are all the same. You think sex is the cure for everything.""It cures quite a lot of things."I”Mike
“"I don't know," Bogey-nose whines, "no one ever told me anything about it.""Sometimes it's better not to know."With a snap, Big Sis closes the door to the past and turns the key.”Nadezhda
“"And so I leave you with this thought, dear reader. Use the technology which the engineer has developed, but use it with a humble and questioning spirit. Never allow technology to be your master, and never use it to gain mastery over others.”From Nikolai's book on tractors
“Take an apple, push iron nails into it, leave it overnight, then take the nails out and eat it - that way you get both Vitamin C and iron.”Aunty Shura
And so I leave you with this thought, dear reader. Use the technology which the engineer has developed, but use it with a humble and questioning spirit. Never allow technology to be your master, and never use it to gain mastery over others.Highlighted by 9 Kindle customers
Between seven and ten million people died across Ukraine during the man-made famine of 1932–1933.Highlighted by 8 Kindle customers
“It was that moment—more than anything that happened to me afterwards—that turned me into a lifelong socialist.” There is silence on the other end of the telephone, and for a moment I think she has hung up on me. Then: “Maybe it was what turned me into the woman in the fur coat.”Highlighted by 7 Kindle customers
Every time I phone my father or my sister, it is like crossing a bridge from the world where I am an adult with responsibilities and a measure of power, to the cryptic world of childhood, where I am at the mercy of other people’s purposes, which I can neither control nor understand.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
It is my father’s great regret that both his children were daughters. Inferior intellectually, yet not flirtatious and feminine, as women should be, but strident, self-willed, disrespectful creatures. What a misfortune for a man. He has never tried to conceal his disappointment.Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
When someone has power, the lesser people always try to gain favour with them.Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
“The triumph of the human spirit?” Vera snorts. “My dear, that is charming but quite naïve! Let me tell you, the human spirit is mean and selfish; the only impulse is to preserve itself. Everything else is pure sentimentality.”Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
“That’s what you always say, Vera. But what if the human spirit is noble and generous, and creative, empathic, imaginative, and spiritual—all those things we try to be—and sometimes it’s just not strong enough to withstand all the meanness and selfishness in the world?”Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
The only way to outwit hunger is to save and accumulate, so that there is always something tucked away, a little something to buy him off with.Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
so…perspicacious. You’d think he could see through her.”Highlighted by 3 Kindle customers
1. Two phone calls and a funeral
2. Mother's little legacy
3. A fat brown envelope
4. A rabbit and a chicken
5. A short history of tractors in Ukranian
6. Wedding pictures
7. Crap car
8. A green satin bra
9. Christmas gifts
10. Squishy squashy
11. Under duress
12. A half-eaten ham sadnwich
13. Yellow rubber gloves
14. A small portable photocopier
15. In the psychiatrist's chair
16. My mother wears a hat
17. Lady Di and the Rolls-Royce
18. The baby alarm
19. The Red Plough
20. The pyschologist was a fraud
21. The lady vanishes
22. Model citizens
23. The graveyard escapee
24. Mystery man
25. The triumph of the human spirit
26. All will be corrected
27. A source of cheap labour
28. Gold rimmed aviator-style glasses
29. Last supper
30. Two journeys
I salute the sun
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